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Post by eeeeef on Jan 28, 2021 15:21:12 GMT
Sure, I'll just trigger everyone as I immediately withdraw from the entente and just spectate and comment on the action with memes. I'll also secretly invent video games early to brainwash my population and the whole of europe thus winning the war as the sole survivor and ruler of planet earth! 👹 As you wish. Let's start. We will get new members as we go on. As for your second statement.... That is something we shall see (*evil laughter*) The rules say that anything can happen as long as it's sensible enough, so my win condition is to come up with bs and convince everyone it makes sense. |
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Post by John Marston on Jan 28, 2021 15:28:04 GMT
Let's start - BREAKING NEWS! AMERICA JUST KILLED A TOP GERMAN GENERAL IN THE ACCOUNTS OF MALICIOUS PRACTICES DAMAGING THE SOCIETY. GERMANY DEMANDS AMERICA AN UNCONDITIONAL APOLOGY OR THEY ARE READY TO DECLARE WAR. John Marston IS DISCUSIING THIS MATTER SEROIUSLY WITH THE CABINET. Reports of German Media. Of course I control the media  |
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Post by eeeeef on Jan 28, 2021 15:35:19 GMT
Let's start - BREAKING NEWS! AMERICA JUST KILLED A TOP GERMAN GENERAL IN THE ACCOUNTS OF MALICIOUS PRACTICES DAMAGING THE SOCIETY. GERMANY DEMANDS AMERICA AN UNCONDITIONAL APOLOGY OR THEY ARE READY TO DECLARE WAR. John Marston IS DISCUSIING THIS MATTER SEROIUSLY WITH THE CABINET. Reports of German Media. Of course I control the media Alright here's my apology: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you." |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jan 28, 2021 15:41:51 GMT
Let's start - BREAKING NEWS! AMERICA JUST KILLED A TOP GERMAN GENERAL IN THE ACCOUNTS OF MALICIOUS PRACTICES DAMAGING THE SOCIETY. GERMANY DEMANDS AMERICA AN UNCONDITIONAL APOLOGY OR THEY ARE READY TO DECLARE WAR. John Marston IS DISCUSIING THIS MATTER SEROIUSLY WITH THE CABINET. Reports of German Media. Of course I control the media Alright here's my apology: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you." Austria-Hungary accepts your apology. How about we have a conference in Munich, so we can settle the matter in a nice diplomatic Negotiation. Maybe I can even sell Italy some of that land we've wanted for years. Also, we would like to change the name of our nation to just Austria *mutters under breath* because the Hungarians are just filthy racially inferior pigs. |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jan 28, 2021 15:42:30 GMT
Let's start - BREAKING NEWS! AMERICA JUST KILLED A TOP GERMAN GENERAL IN THE ACCOUNTS OF MALICIOUS PRACTICES DAMAGING THE SOCIETY. GERMANY DEMANDS AMERICA AN UNCONDITIONAL APOLOGY OR THEY ARE READY TO DECLARE WAR. John Marston IS DISCUSIING THIS MATTER SEROIUSLY WITH THE CABINET. Reports of German Media. Of course I control the media Alright here's my apology: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you." Also, what is the "Internet"? |
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Post by eeeeef on Jan 28, 2021 15:44:05 GMT
Alright here's my apology: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you." Also, what is the "Internet"? The Internet is a vast network that connects computers all over the world. Through the Internet, people can share information and communicate from anywhere with an Internet connection. |
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Post by John Marston on Jan 28, 2021 15:45:38 GMT
Let's start - BREAKING NEWS! AMERICA JUST KILLED A TOP GERMAN GENERAL IN THE ACCOUNTS OF MALICIOUS PRACTICES DAMAGING THE SOCIETY. GERMANY DEMANDS AMERICA AN UNCONDITIONAL APOLOGY OR THEY ARE READY TO DECLARE WAR. John Marston IS DISCUSIING THIS MATTER SEROIUSLY WITH THE CABINET. Reports of German Media. Of course I control the media Alright here's my apology: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you." Word has come out that Fuhrer Naoplean I does not see that as an apology. "President eeeeef has gone mad! What is this thing he calls as the INTERNET? And what is that CAMERA, RECORDING VIDEO he keeps talking about? A leader must be serving to the people. The job to invent new thing is of the scientists and developers not the ruler. He has issued an apology to every unrelated person but not to the Germans. From now on, Germany will be in a state of war until she wins against her enemies. I am expecting Austria-Hungary to join the war and help in defeating our enemy. The talks of America being neutral was just mere talk" says Fuhrer. |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jan 28, 2021 15:45:42 GMT
Also, what is the "Internet"? The Internet is a vast network that connects computers all over the world. Through the Internet, people can share information and communicate from anywhere with an Internet connection. Invented prior to 1914?  |
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Post by John Marston on Jan 28, 2021 15:47:12 GMT
"because the Hungarians are just filthy racially inferior pigs." Lol
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Post by eeeeef on Jan 28, 2021 15:48:05 GMT
The Internet is a vast network that connects computers all over the world. Through the Internet, people can share information and communicate from anywhere with an Internet connection. Invented prior to 1914? .org/]  [/url] |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jan 28, 2021 15:50:22 GMT
Alright here's my apology: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you." Word has come out that Fuhrer Naoplean I does not see that as an apology. "President eeeeef has gone mad! What is this thing he calls as the INTERNET? And what is that CAMERA, RECORDING VIDEO he keeps talking about? A leader must be serving to the people. The job to invent new thing is of the scientists and developers not the ruler. He has issued an apology to every unrelated person but not to the Germans. From now on, Germany will be in a state of war until she wins against her enemies. I am expecting Austria-Hungary to join the war and help in defeating our enemy. The talks of America being neutral was just mere talk" says Fuhrer. Austria-not-Hungary will enter the war against America! While we're at it, We would like to Anschluss Norther Italy to form the Holy Viennese Empire. We will be devoting a large amount of R&D to weapons development, and will up our arms race. In addition, we completely disavow any former ties with America (Except for Switzerland, South Carolina), as well as any involvement with the development of Vienna Sausages. |
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Post by eeeeef on Jan 28, 2021 15:51:28 GMT
Alright here's my apology: "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you." Word has come out that Fuhrer Naoplean I does not see that as an apology. "President eeeeef has gone mad! What is this thing he calls as the INTERNET? And what is that CAMERA, RECORDING VIDEO he keeps talking about? A leader must be serving to the people. The job to invent new thing is of the scientists and developers not the ruler. He has issued an apology to every unrelated person but not to the Germans. From now on, Germany will be in a state of war until she wins against her enemies. I am expecting Austria-Hungary to join the war and help in defeating our enemy. The talks of America being neutral was just mere talk" says Fuhrer. .org/]  [/url] |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jan 28, 2021 15:51:51 GMT
Austria-not-Hungary will enter the war against America! While we're at it, We would like to Anschluss Norther Italy to form the Holy Viennese Empire. We will be devoting a large amount of R&D to weapons development, and will up our arms race. In addition, we completely disavow any former ties with America (Except for Switzerland, South Carolina), as well as any involvement with the development of Vienna Sausages. , will south Italy join? They're In our Alliance! |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jan 28, 2021 15:53:38 GMT
Austria-not-Hungary will enter the war against America! While we're at it, We would like to Anschluss Norther Italy to form the Holy Viennese Empire. We will be devoting a large amount of R&D to weapons development, and will up our arms race. In addition, we completely disavow any former ties with America (Except for Switzerland, South Carolina), as well as any involvement with the development of Vienna Sausages. , will south Italy join? They're In our Alliance! Also, I am Instituting (collective gasp) Miklos Horthy as New Emperor. By working tirelessly as a admiral, he has shown that insead of being a Hungarian as he claims, he is an Austrian! |
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Post by eeeeef on Jan 28, 2021 15:54:15 GMT
I would like to make a public service announcement as to why America should be neutral in this conflict: *clears throat* .org/]  [/url] |
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