Well, here it is. MOTM take your pick everyone

Separate living quarters? That's segregation! Gerdy is discriminating against windmills! 

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Of course, but 1. They are inanimate objects, and 2. They can bypass this with consent from a human.

Inanimate objects?! Even more evidence that you are racist towards windmills; they're only objects to you! Secondly, "consent from a human"?! That gives humans the power to dictate an aspect of the lives of windmills.

In that case if windmills, as you say, are children to humans, why seperate a child from his parent ? What kind of MOTM would do that ?

There eventually comes a time, when one windmill must take up his arms and leave his parents, never to return. After all, humans operate under the same restrictions. Without another man's consent, one must be duly seperated from him and must either build himself a home, or be homeless. After all you need consent to buy a house, share a house.