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Post by General William T. Sherman on Feb 18, 2016 3:51:29 GMT
LA BRANDENBURG GATEEEE
*Burns Brandemburg Gate to ground and burns Berlin to ashes. Erects capital of William Sherman where Brandenburg gate used to stand*
NEXT STOP ON MAH ROAD TRIP: PARIS
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Post by Von Bismarck jr on Feb 18, 2016 3:53:25 GMT
Bismarck, I live in Buffalo, in NY. I'm currently marching toward Berlin. May I be integrated into your ESA (Eastern States of America) I welcome my American brothers! WE SHALL SMITE THE INVADERS WITH NO MERCY! |
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Feb 18, 2016 4:09:37 GMT
Will be joining in two hours approx
Bring out my cannon comrades!
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Post by best75 on Feb 18, 2016 4:20:42 GMT
May I join as aliens?
Of course that would be OP seeing as the aliens would just easily destroy all of you here.
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Post by Erich von Manstein on Feb 18, 2016 4:24:06 GMT
Will be joining in two hours approx Bring out my cannon comrades! Why not us being together Govorov? We the two top ranked artillery generals(I am the fastest, you are the strongest), we should be able to beat all of them. I'll share some beer and sausages of mine with you also~  |
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Feb 18, 2016 4:29:16 GMT
Will be joining in two hours approx Bring out my cannon comrades! Why not us being together Govorov? We the two top ranked artillery generals(I am the fastest, you are the strongest), we should be able to beat all of them. I'll share some beer and sausages of mine with you also~ your cannon skills are honorary Fritz, I have graduated in artillery |
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Post by Von Bismarck jr on Feb 18, 2016 4:39:11 GMT
Why not us being together Govorov? We the two top ranked artillery generals(I am the fastest, you are the strongest), we should be able to beat all of them. I'll share some beer and sausages of mine with you also~ your cannon skills are honorary Fritz, I have graduated in artillery I highly suggest you side with me and Sherman; we've been unstoppable! Plus you can use Detroit as a nuke sponge. |
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Feb 18, 2016 4:42:11 GMT
your cannon skills are honorary Fritz, I have graduated in artillery I highly suggest you side with me and Sherman; we've been unstoppable! Plus you can use Detroit as a nuke sponge. 1) Govorov is coming back (changing name, again) 2) Soviets listen to none! 3) PRIVYET!!!! 4) ANSHCLUSSZEIT is coming for the Germans And the rest |
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Post by Von Bismarck jr on Feb 18, 2016 4:50:50 GMT
I highly suggest you side with me and Sherman; we've been unstoppable! Plus you can use Detroit as a nuke sponge. 1) Govorov is coming back (changing name, again) 2) Soviets listen to none! 3) PRIVYET!!!! 4) ANSHCLUSSZEIT is coming for the Germans And the rest Sherman already took Moscow...and Berlin...and I just rained ICBMs on France... |
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Feb 18, 2016 4:58:17 GMT
1) Govorov is coming back (changing name, again) 2) Soviets listen to none! 3) PRIVYET!!!! 4) ANSHCLUSSZEIT is coming for the Germans And the rest Sherman already took Moscow...and Berlin...and I just rained ICBMs on France... the Germans took Paris, but Paris was liberated wasn't it |
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Feb 18, 2016 7:14:21 GMT
TAKE DAS KREMLINNNNNNNN *Marches into Moscow and raises Stars and Stripes above towers* MARCH TO BERLINNNNN FROM HEREEEE ppfffftttt bro, it ain't the "Das Kremlin", Das is used in German Once again we've mixed up Germany with good ol Russia TIME TO DIE PUNY PEOPLE! PRIVYET!!!!! ROOSIYA ROOOSIYA!!!!!! |
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Feb 18, 2016 7:31:41 GMT
BACK to kill some capitalists!!! Brings out the 2A45-sprut A cannon, aims at Erich von Manstein shoots, Manstein dies  Sits in Konev's rocket artillery, they run, reaches Berlin, destroys all capitalist monuments (including that guy called General William T. Sherman and his 80 men, because the 79920 have died in Moscow) kills Sherman, leaves Konev in charge @tankacex issues directive 8, full scale invasion of US, they land in Alaska (12000000 ruskies ) and easily take the Yukon river, Novikov shoots nukes, killing all Capitalists and injuring all of General Macarthur 's men (keep your 300000 with yourself, their gonna come in handy ) marches into Canada. Reinforcements arrive ( Vatutin ) bringing the 500000 tanks just made in Siberia Now you understand what does PRIVYET mean!!! USSA formed (United Soviet States of America). ANSHCLUSSZEIT (annexation day) being celebrated in Germany. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2016 9:16:20 GMT
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Feb 18, 2016 11:40:57 GMT
hah! Colonel Oskar is sent to the Russian Gulags |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2016 11:51:27 GMT
hah! Colonel Oskar is sent to the Russian Gulags You can't do that as you are dead. |
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