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Post by General William T. Sherman on Apr 3, 2016 22:40:12 GMT
*Picks up a shotgun from some random farm in Dixieland*
"Did someone just says 'Mur-ica is not the bestest in the worlds? We are bestest in edumacation, civilis rights, and corn. Definetelys about the corns"
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Apr 3, 2016 22:49:04 GMT
*Picks up a shotgun from some random farm in Dixieland* "Did someone just says 'Mur-ica is not the bestest in the worlds? We are bestest in edumacation, civilis rights, and corn. Definetelys about the corns" *Uses the Uzi to raze the corn fields* |
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Post by General William T. Sherman on Apr 3, 2016 22:50:44 GMT
*Picks up a shotgun from some random farm in Dixieland* "Did someone just says 'Mur-ica is not the bestest in the worlds? We are bestest in edumacation, civilis rights, and corn. Definetelys about the corns" *Uses the Uzi to raze the corn fields* *Comes marching out of house with shotgun* "Who do you think you is, Mr. Baldsons, to raze my corns field?" |
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Apr 3, 2016 22:53:38 GMT
*Uses the Uzi to raze the corn fields* *Comes marching out of house with shotgun* "Who do you think you is, Mr. Baldsons, to raze my corns field?" *Eats the Popcorn he just made out of the field *
"Have some"
FbVFBfp3 |
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Post by Desophaeus on Apr 4, 2016 17:37:11 GMT
*Comes marching out of house with shotgun* "Who do you think you is, Mr. Baldsons, to raze my corns field?" *Eats the Popcorn he just made out of the field *
"Have some"
*asks for popcorn* *waits for Picard to bring the popcorn to me* *stabs Picard in close quarters 4 times* *finishes off Picard by borrowing Sherman's pitchfork* Ha! Got your popcorn and became a hero for protecting a farmer in our nation!  |
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Post by General Macarthur on Apr 4, 2016 21:49:26 GMT
Lol good one!
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Post by Jean Lannes on Apr 5, 2016 0:08:11 GMT
*Shoots at all of them with a cannonball*
*Misses target*
*Spins around the Earth*
*Hits me in the leg*
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Apr 5, 2016 1:52:54 GMT
*Eats the Popcorn he just made out of the field *
"Have some"
*asks for popcorn* *waits for Picard to bring the popcorn to me* *stabs Picard in close quarters 4 times* *finishes off Picard by borrowing Sherman's pitchfork* Ha! Got your popcorn and became a hero for protecting a farmer in our nation! *Future version of Picard's crew goes to the past, stun Desophaeus before he can kill me* It's good to have a crew, you know. And a kickass starship |
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Post by Desophaeus on Apr 5, 2016 3:36:05 GMT
*awakes from stun* *writes a plea to Gene Roddenberry to rescind Jean-Luc Picard's plot device in order to prevent a travel from the future* * Jean-Luc Picard disappeared from the present because he can't exist in this part of the timeline without a plot device that enables time travel* There! Never underestimate the power of meddling excutives that harasses TV writers to take a different direction. Plus if Gene Roddenberry does something, it will just defeats whatever exists in the Star Trek Universe!  |
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Apr 5, 2016 3:59:24 GMT
*awakes from stun* *writes a plea to Gene Roddenberry to rescind Jean-Luc Picard 's plot device in order to prevent a travel from the future* * Jean-Luc Picard disappeared from the present because he can't exist in this part of the timeline without a plot device that enables time travel* There! Never underestimate the power of meddling excutives that harasses TV writers to take a different direction. Plus if Gene Roddenberry does something, it will just defeats whatever exists in the Star Trek Universe! Gene Roddenberry is too dead to make a decision. There! |
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Post by Desophaeus on Apr 5, 2016 4:12:36 GMT
You have to admit it's one crazy way to stop a guy from the 24th century, pretty good or what?  Besides I could do that through his son who takes up the Roddenberry estate now. So that's my plan B. |
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Post by Frederick the Great on Apr 5, 2016 9:54:15 GMT
But what if he says no...what will you do then?
*queue suspence music*
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Apr 5, 2016 9:56:20 GMT
But what if he says no...what will you do then? *queue suspence music* I can almost hear that suspense music right now! |
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Post by Archduke Charles on Apr 5, 2016 15:21:14 GMT
*Picks up a shotgun from some random farm in Dixieland* "Did someone just says 'Mur-ica is not the bestest in the worlds? We are bestest in edumacation, civilis rights, and corn. Definetelys about the corns" Dude dont you think that everyone down in Dixieland is like that. |
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Post by Jean Lannes on Apr 6, 2016 11:42:31 GMT
*Picks up a shotgun from some random farm in Dixieland* "Did someone just says 'Mur-ica is not the bestest in the worlds? We are bestest in edumacation, civilis rights, and corn. Definetelys about the corns" Dude dont you think that everyone down in Dixieland is like that. Not everybody is like, some have an AR15 |
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Besides I could do that through his son who takes up the Roddenberry estate now. So that's my plan B.
