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Post by Washington on Jul 25, 2016 18:33:41 GMT
Why couldn't the skeleton share the bad news to anyone? Because he didn't have the heart  |
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Jul 25, 2016 18:34:27 GMT
Knock knock
You have no door
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Post by Washington on Jul 25, 2016 18:36:19 GMT
What happens to someone who is addicted to brake fluid?
They can stop at anytime
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Post by Mountbatten on Jul 26, 2016 14:17:50 GMT
I have a good joke that my dad told me years ago but it's a paragraph and I have time for it right now
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2016 16:07:16 GMT
What do you call a star that is related to you?
Your son
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Jul 26, 2016 16:29:58 GMT
There's a new truck company in town, its called "Getta" Their motto is what DRIVES them  (pun and joke in one!) Here's the motto.... Just GETTA car. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2016 16:31:56 GMT
If your vaccum doesn't suck anymore just put a toronto maple leafs jerseys on it and it will start sucking again😎
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2016 16:35:22 GMT
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Post by Von Bismarck jr on Jul 26, 2016 18:25:42 GMT
Dark Humor Time! .org/image/6pjrxeoc1/]  [/url] |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2016 18:30:33 GMT
To be read in Russian accent:
What happened to the man who was mean to Stalin?
He went to Gulag.
The funny part is that he went to Gulag.
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Post by Von Bismarck jr on Jul 26, 2016 18:48:47 GMT
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you can throw.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2016 2:42:16 GMT
How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to change a tire?
One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
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Post by kyokusanagi on Jul 29, 2016 12:02:58 GMT
Vania was serving in Tank Brigade as an gunner in T-34. Just in the middle of '45 he was returning home, forests, bocages, plains, finally after midnight he went in to the old hut of his Grandma -Babushka. She sleeps he thought, I wont wake her up, and he went on the chimney (bialowieza-forest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Zagroda_Stefana_Le%C5%BCanka_bielona.jpg). Bit later Babushka woke up, when she heard snorring like hell. Vaniushka, my beloved she thought, but she did'not wanted to woke him as well. But unfortunatelly black dirty Cat was laying on Vaniushka's belly. She thought if I'll caught him and there will be a mess so maybe I'll just shout on him. "A goń!, a goń!" , she shouted. Vania took the cat opened the doors in the chimney , moved the Furry one inn and shouted "piervyj ( Первый) gatov!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2016 6:36:55 GMT
What is the difference between a Maple Leafs fan and a baby?
The baby will stop whining after a while
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Post by Laurent de Gouvion on Jul 30, 2016 10:15:51 GMT
What did Stalin say to his political opponents?
Gulag to you all.
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(pun and joke in one!)
