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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 2, 2016 13:40:34 GMT
Tripped, fell, and got impaled by a pike. Accidentally launched a missile during the Missile Crisis. Died in his sleep the day before he became marshal.
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Post by GA Omar Bradley on Sept 3, 2016 8:34:06 GMT
113. Got caught by Poké ball
114. Got caught by Great ball
115. Got caught by Master ball
116. Drove his tank into an abyss
117. Drove his tank into a cliff!
118. Killed by missile 5 hex grids away
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Post by Frederick the Great on Sept 3, 2016 8:44:19 GMT
Killed by Blamey firing shots with his Artillery in the air (from Brisbane).
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Post by Tito on Sept 3, 2016 9:23:26 GMT
Went into the ocean and drowned because he played Pokemon GO
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Sept 3, 2016 20:25:19 GMT
Got attacked by Caradja, who was on EW4 Militia with 1HP, untrained, no items.
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 3, 2016 20:41:58 GMT
Drank too much Водка!
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Sept 3, 2016 20:48:05 GMT
Impaled on a Tennis Ball Suffered Blunt Force Trauma while in a Pillow fight with his 5-year-old kid
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Post by Tito on Sept 3, 2016 20:49:44 GMT
Got hit by a car. SHAAARK!!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2016 20:50:13 GMT
-Allergic reaction to homework. -Cootie infection of the lower abdomen.
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Sept 3, 2016 20:51:27 GMT
Found out he's allergic to himself
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Post by Tito on Sept 3, 2016 20:52:29 GMT
Alergic to Stupuidness and Stuoid Strategies
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2016 20:52:43 GMT
-Anvil fell on his head like a cartoon -Scared to death by his favorite cartoon show getting cancelled
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Sept 3, 2016 20:54:41 GMT
Stepped on his own foot
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2016 20:56:59 GMT
When he was trying to move his tank toward MacArthur the wheel jammed and then the tank exploded.
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 3, 2016 20:57:25 GMT
Death by Kvass. Drank water after a year of drinking vodka and died. Accidentally get shot by his own men whilst on a plane. Got assasinated. Wandered into [insert The WW2 German Chancellor's name here]'s office instead of Stalin's. Went back in time and got stabbed by Quintus Fabius during one of his bouts of madness.
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