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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Sept 3, 2016 23:14:22 GMT
Died because no one brought him. Died from joy when bought. Dammit, Timoshenko! Can't you at least be used first?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2016 23:20:56 GMT
Dies from his tank going so fast that it rips his molecules apart. (He has level 5 movement.)
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 3, 2016 23:37:02 GMT
Died because no one brought him. Died because everyone bought him.
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Post by GA Omar Bradley on Sept 8, 2016 4:52:58 GMT
163. Slipped on a banana peel
164. Slipped on an orange peel
165. Slipped on both an orange and banana peel
166. Killed in a failed coup attempt
167. His Galaxy Note 7 exploded...
168. ...in an oil refinery!
169. 13 periods of 13 years of bad luck...
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Sept 8, 2016 14:17:10 GMT
Bought an iPhone, then met me. I burned him at the Stake
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 8, 2016 14:35:42 GMT
Started a chain of events which formed Farmville, P2W and Candy Crush. I went back in time and [insert killing way here] him a couple hundred times for that.
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Post by Washington on Sept 8, 2016 15:46:44 GMT
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Post by TK421 on Sept 9, 2016 18:05:36 GMT
192: Brisbane+MacArthor after I captured it and wasn't paying attention...I had fun.
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Post by TK421 on Sept 9, 2016 18:05:55 GMT
I don't even know how he got down there...
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 9, 2016 18:11:50 GMT
Died of natural causes.
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Post by Der Kaiserreich on Sept 10, 2016 1:32:07 GMT
Died from old age. Died from cancer. Died from HIV/AIDS. Died from flu. Died from tumor. Died from tubercolosis. Died from common cold.
Died from taking too much medicine.
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Post by cardbattler on Sept 15, 2016 11:45:32 GMT
Died from being consumed by two dragons.
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Post by Desophaeus on Sept 15, 2016 11:52:33 GMT
203: died from eating a bullet (was it already mentioned?)
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Post by best75 on Sept 15, 2016 11:58:17 GMT
Died from realizing he is not a good general.
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 15, 2016 12:11:50 GMT
Died via Mal Keshar.
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