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Von Bismarck jr, Antonio Santa Anna, you forgot about the heavenly burger-maker that transcend all regional boundaries and has true bovine patties so divinely suitable to slake a man or a demi-god's appetite alike, unlike the abominable beeflings made for the mass weaklings enshrines with false lies of golden arches....

Five Guys!

It is the single burger capable of meeting the mandate of heaven when one calls for sustainment! Utter harmony between the mortal man and the immortal pleasure of pure bovine delight.

Bojangles and whatnots... all is hersey in the light of the true meat of mankind! All else fails to compares!

Okay, Five Guys is good, I'll give you that. But burgers are not quite as good as pizza and chicken and waffles.

All Gaul is divided into three parts, one of which the Belgae inhabit, the Aquitani another, those who in their own language are called Celts, in our Gauls, the third. All these differ from each other in language, customs and laws. The river Garonne separates the Gauls from the Aquitani; the Marne and the Seine separate them from the Belgae. Of all these, the Belgae are the bravest, because they are furthest from the civilization and refinement of [our] Province, and merchants least frequently resort to them, and import those things which tend to effeminate the mind; and they are the nearest to the Germans, who dwell beyond the Rhine, with whom they are continually waging war; for which reason the Helvetii also surpass the rest of the Gauls in valor, as they contend with the Germans in almost daily battles, when they either repel them from their own territories, or themselves wage war on their frontiers. One part of these, which it has been said that the Gauls occupy, takes its beginning at the river Rhone; it is bounded by the river Garonne, the ocean, and the territories of the Belgae; it borders, too, on the side of the Sequani and the Helvetii, upon the river Rhine, and stretches toward the north. The Belgae rises from the extreme frontier of Gaul, extend to the lower part of the river Rhine; and look toward the north and the rising sun. Aquitania extends from the river Garonne to the Pyrenaean mountains and to that part of the ocean which is near Spain: it looks between the setting of the sun, and the north star.

I hope Russia doesn't mind the three ships that we stole borrowed

Bismarck Jr, most likely Livy or Herodotus. The style sounds very familiar.

Ah I guessed the wrong author. At least, I knew it was a Greco-Roman historical record.

My location that never happen my manager prep everything at the morning shift so she doesn't have to do nothing doing the evening shift. Once I had a costumers complain about waiting for fresh fries and once complain having a coffee to hot.