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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jul 31, 2017 14:14:14 GMT
Roses are red Violets are violent I feel like I'm not perfect So your car, can I ride it? A very SCP-3078 poem: Roses are red Lines are for graphing Roses are red Violets are, violet! This thing is going nowhere We're all just bored.
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jul 31, 2017 14:16:13 GMT
Another one:
Roses are red Violets ain't blue The German invasion of Russia in the summer of 1942, Is called "Case Blue"
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Post by Caesar on Jul 31, 2017 15:37:04 GMT
Roses are Red The HRE was a nation The 15th century is in the Age of Exploration
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Jul 31, 2017 15:49:57 GMT
Roses are red Books get written Mordred deserves to be ruler of all of Britain
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Post by Caesar on Jul 31, 2017 15:52:09 GMT
Roses are red Books get written Mordred deserves to be ruler of all of Britain I feel stupid. Who's Mordred?
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Post by Ivan Kolev on Jul 31, 2017 16:11:30 GMT
Roses are red Books get written Mordred deserves to be ruler of all of Britain I feel stupid. Who's Mordred? The son of Arthur of Camelot who was killed by Arthur (yes the same Arthur)
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Jul 31, 2017 17:29:01 GMT
I feel stupid. Who's Mordred? The son of Arthur of Camelot who was killed by Arthur (yes the same Arthur) Depends. Mordred/Medrawt is sometimes said to be Arthur's nephew depending on which piece of literature you read. According to Le Morte D'Arthur (The Death of Arthur, a book by Thomas Malory and the basis for a lot of modern-day Arthurian legend adaptations), Mordred was the son of Arthur and Morgaine (Morgan Le Fay's sister and Arthur's half-sister; other books vary between her, Morgan and Morgause, queen of Orkney), and therefore Arthur, listening to Merlin's advice, dumped all newborns on a boat and sailed it into the ocean, with only Mordred surviving because of some kind of deus ex machina. Not surprising that he'd have a grudge against his father, no? (Also, Mordred was considered a decent ruler compared to his father after the usurpation. Quoting Le Morte D'Arthur Book 21, Chapter 1: "For then was the common voice among them that with Arthur was none other life but war and strife, and with Sir Mordred was great joy and bliss.")
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jul 31, 2017 23:58:18 GMT
In the land of Uz there lived a man whose name was Job.
This man was blameless and upright; he feared God and shunned evil.
He had seven sons and three daughters, and he owned seven thousand sheep, three thousand camels, five hundred yoke of oxen and five hundred donkeys, and had a large number of servants.
He was the greatest man among all the people of the East.
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Aug 1, 2017 0:08:05 GMT
In the land of Uz there lived a man whose name was Job.
This man was blameless and upright; he feared God and shunned evil.
He had seven sons and three daughters, and he owned seven thousand sheep, three thousand camels, five hundred yoke of oxen and five hundred donkeys, and had a large number of servants.
He was the greatest man among all the people of the East. Why are you quoting from the book of Job, now? Bogurodzica dziewica, Bogiem sławiena Maryja, U twego syna Gospodzina Matko zwolena, Maryja! Zyszczy nam, spuści nam. Kyrie elison!
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Aug 1, 2017 2:42:59 GMT
In the land of Uz there lived a man whose name was Job.
This man was blameless and upright; he feared God and shunned evil.
He had seven sons and three daughters, and he owned seven thousand sheep, three thousand camels, five hundred yoke of oxen and five hundred donkeys, and had a large number of servants.
He was the greatest man among all the people of the East. The First Principal Spirit is a King ruling in the East, called Bael. He maketh thee to go Invisible. He ruleth over 66 Legions of Infernal Spirits. He appeareth in divers shapes, sometimes like a Cat, sometimes like a Toad, and sometimes like a Man, and sometimes all these forms at once. He speaketh hoarsely. This is his character which is used to be worn as a Lamen before him who calleth him forth, or else he will not do thee homage.
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Post by Caesar on Aug 1, 2017 3:29:54 GMT
In the land of Uz there lived a man whose name was Job.
This man was blameless and upright; he feared God and shunned evil.
He had seven sons and three daughters, and he owned seven thousand sheep, three thousand camels, five hundred yoke of oxen and five hundred donkeys, and had a large number of servants.
He was the greatest man among all the people of the East. I'm not sure where that came from... It was a dark and stormy night. Lighting strikes furiously around the city. It hit a large tree, which then caused a forest fire... The end.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2017 3:37:07 GMT
When WWE Champtions banned you for reporting a hacker which really pissed me off
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Aug 1, 2017 10:34:24 GMT
I have a challenge for y'all (God I really need to start writing "you all" again!). Write some good news in just four words. I saw this on Facebook today.
I'll start first:
And my haters died.
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Post by Ivan Kolev on Aug 1, 2017 11:10:36 GMT
America is number one.
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Aug 1, 2017 11:32:50 GMT
We all will die.
This isn't even good news
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