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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Jun 4, 2017 16:47:44 GMT
Floor 137:
Here can be found portals to every other level in the building (and the nearest McDonalds).
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 4, 2017 16:55:19 GMT
Hey guys. Did you know this tower is already the second largest tower currently in existence? Desophaeus, umm, I can speak from experience that kids are being taught snakes and ladders. So at least a small minority of the new generations are "old" enough to remember. Then again the kids I saw might not remember it considering their age... Floor 138" Here lies a deactivated bonfire. While it revives anybody killed on the nearby floors, it is also home to a bunch of respawning crossbowmen, resulting in its use for this purpose being very painful. |
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Post by The Spanish Inquisition on Jun 4, 2017 17:02:52 GMT
Floor 139
Here, floor 137 is abhorred by a long series of speakers, due to its obvious purpose as connecting to McDonald's, which is an affront to mankind.
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 4, 2017 17:07:20 GMT
Floor 139 Here, floor 137 is abhorred by a long series of speakers, due to its obvious purpose as connecting to McDonald's, which is an affront to mankind. Floor 140 Here, older men munch on donuts in a Tim Hortons located on a highway. Hunting Rifles are kept behind the counter in case of a Mcdonalds or wendys infestation. |
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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Jun 4, 2017 17:21:49 GMT
Floor 141: Antonio Santa Anna (having escaped from floor 124) and some other Southern people have gathered at a Zaxby's to help defend against Canadian or Yankee food infestation. They have plenty of guns and food that actually tastes good. |
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Post by The Spanish Inquisition on Jun 4, 2017 17:29:06 GMT
Floor 142
Here, Hazan, of Hazan's Shawarma in Haifa, prepares his heavenly food. The entire population of Haifa stands ready to defend him against food chains (the most oppressive of chains)
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 4, 2017 17:31:33 GMT
Floor 141: Antonio Santa Anna (having escaped from floor 124) and some other Southern people have gathered at a Zaxby's to help defend against Canadian or Yankee food infestation. They have plenty of guns and food that actually tastes good. Floor 143: Here Canadian Mounties plan a raid on the floor 141's Zaxbys. Meanwhile Ontario Provincial police continue fortifying the border with New York. |
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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Jun 4, 2017 17:44:40 GMT
Floor 144:
A division of elite Marines prepares for a raid on the Mounties on floor 143. They've been trained in fighting in the cold, so there should be no problem here.
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Post by Mountbatten on Jun 4, 2017 17:45:18 GMT
Floor 145:
Here lies Sieglinde, Herald of the Onion Knights.
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 4, 2017 17:47:24 GMT
Floor 146
A Hockey Rink. Oddly, all the betting is on how long it takes for the (southern) Americans to realize they are in over their head. Not in challenging Canada to a hockey game, but in invading floor 143.
Current bets run in only slightly more than a New York Minute.
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Post by The Spanish Inquisition on Jun 4, 2017 17:55:02 GMT
Floor 147
The Knights of the Round Table, particularly Sir Robin the Brave, are here.
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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Jun 4, 2017 17:59:14 GMT
Floor 148:
Artillery and air support for the Marines on floor 144 is being marshalled here, on an airfield.
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 4, 2017 18:04:07 GMT
Floor 149
Canadian Moose cavalry are being mustered here.
The recent Surplus of Canadian Fighter Jets and Bombers are being prepared elsewhere, for camouflage sake.
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Post by The Spanish Inquisition on Jun 4, 2017 18:07:44 GMT
Floor 150 The Knights who say Ni are here. They are saying Ni at Antonio Santa Anna, who must cut down the mightiest tree of the forest using a Herring if he is to escape. There's a forest, too |
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 4, 2017 18:11:45 GMT
Floor 151;
There's blood all over the place. A few casual dead bodies here and there too.
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