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Post by Washington on Jun 7, 2017 0:06:41 GMT
Floor 242
A room where The PC master race rules the console peasants
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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Jun 7, 2017 0:21:23 GMT
Floor 243:
The Varsity and its immediate surroundings. It's arguably one of the best restaurants in Atlanta.
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 7, 2017 0:59:03 GMT
Yeah you are right I should have noticed that. However, you know how they say you can only control yourself, and at least I remembered to do my own floor. Floor 244. a 1/200,000th scale depiction of the Battle of Stalingrad. |
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 7, 2017 1:39:55 GMT
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 7, 2017 1:48:34 GMT
Floor 246 Floor where Imperial RomeBall sits in mild annoyance. Is it physical pain? Internet pain? Offense at Desophaeus ? All of the above? The world may never know. Now its pain at being unable to spell offence or whatever I'm thinking of. HOCKEY HAS FAILED ME. Nah, I failed Hockey. |
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 7, 2017 1:51:12 GMT
Floor 247
A pompous British Major-General stands and recites a certain ditty....
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 7, 2017 1:54:39 GMT
Floor 248 A monument to Lethargy. And pain. Sting from the Police takes regular visits here. As does Imperial RomeBall |
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Jun 7, 2017 1:58:02 GMT
Floor 249:
An automaton of a certain satirist and mathematician sings:
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium
There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Ha'vard
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discavard
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 7, 2017 1:58:30 GMT
Oh pfft fine...
Floor 249 250
A very lazy and uncreative architect brought in a chair to sit down and think about what to design, but didn't even finish a single train of thought. He got up and left, being too lazy to bring back the chair or even to shut the door close either.
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 7, 2017 5:19:20 GMT
251;
You're a soldier in the Battle of Stalingrad, fighting to take over houses and streets while being bombarded by enemy artillery.
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Post by The Spanish Inquisition on Jun 7, 2017 5:52:19 GMT
252
King Peanut's lavish court is here. So are his attorneys, preparing for a war crimes trial
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 7, 2017 6:32:46 GMT
253
Dead bodies of Peanut and Corp.
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Post by Mountbatten on Jun 7, 2017 6:42:47 GMT
Floor 254:
A trap door that sends you back to floor 200, which is a trap door that sends you to the cushion on floor 186! Haha!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2017 6:49:54 GMT
Floor 255
You have to drop the gloves and fight Zdeno Chara
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Post by The Spanish Inquisition on Jun 7, 2017 7:28:30 GMT
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