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Post by Desophaeus on Nov 2, 2017 14:17:34 GMT
Ah well, I have cheap goatskins for immediate sale and delivery. But I could always place a call order for dragonskins and a shipment might come in from Hong Kong in 3 weeks if you're patient enough. I'm diversifying beyond inks to include pens, quills, papers, parchments, canvases... even underwear! You never know when you need a new, clean pair while venturing out as a journalist in the field! It's very important, yes? In short, Deso's Emporium of Journalism has a dizzying variety of supplies, including those that we don't even have! How does that work you ask? I can answer that! If you come to us in a need of a supplement that we don't stock, we will do a special order for you! Great advertisement... I already have desire to buy something. But as an experienced customer I will suppress it for a while and wait for other customers' opinion  Oh but if you do buy an item you are eligible for a free t-shirt or leather jacket of your choice if you submit your feedback to the Deso's Fanatic Consumers Club. It includes the DFCC logo on the back with a tiny printed line below "I went to the Emporium of Journalism... This wasn't the only thing I got from Deso!" However, on the feedback form you must answer all the five Ws and 1 H sufficiently to satisfy the standards of journalism, naturally. |
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Post by Leonid Govorov on Nov 2, 2017 14:50:14 GMT
No, no, no... I've heard that good and honest editor in chief uses only parchment made out of the dragon skin. Only corrupt journalists paid by Lannisters use cheap substitutions instead... Ah well, I have cheap goatskins for immediate sale and delivery. But I could always place a call order for dragonskins and a shipment might come in from Hong Kong in 3 weeks if you're patient enough. I'm diversifying beyond inks to include pens, quills, papers, parchments, canvases... even underwear! You never know when you need a new, clean pair while venturing out as a journalist in the field! It's very important, yes? In short, Deso's Emporium of Journalism has a dizzying variety of supplies, including those that we don't even have! How does that work you ask? I can answer that! If you come to us in a need of a supplement that we don't stock, we will do a special order for you! Well, in that case, I am going to be the Mcdonalds boy. |
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Post by Leonid Govorov on Nov 2, 2017 14:53:32 GMT
Give me some of that fine ink as well! Ordering 100 liters, so Jon Snow doesn't surpass me! Well, be sure to use it all up or else your money is wasted! Good luck lah(some terrible Singaporian here)(sorry m8) |
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Post by stoic on Nov 2, 2017 14:58:22 GMT
Great advertisement... I already have desire to buy something. But as an experienced customer I will suppress it for a while and wait for other customers' opinion Oh but if you do buy an item you are eligible for a free t-shirt or leather jacket of your choice if you submit your feedback to the Deso's Fanatic Consumers Club. It includes the DFCC logo on the back with a tiny printed line below "I went to the Emporium of Journalism... This wasn't the only thing I got from Deso!" However, on the feedback form you must answer all the five Ws and 1 H sufficiently to satisfy the standards of journalism, naturally. I'm appalled that I have to fill your form "to satisfy the standards of journalism". I never was such insulted in my life... I am the standards of journalism!!! My second name is the standards of journalism (well, maybe not my second name, but definitely my third name). Larry King was a stupid child when I already was a symbol of the standards of journalism!!! After such ignominious insults I doubt that we can work together. Go and find other simpletons to "satisfy your standards"! |
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Post by Tadamichi Kuribayashi on Nov 2, 2017 15:11:50 GMT
I think that I'm going to have my 109th go through a nice loophole... Steal a single droplet from every bottle! |
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Post by Leonid Govorov on Nov 2, 2017 15:21:39 GMT
I think that I'm going to have my 109th go through a nice loophole... Steal a single droplet from every bottle! New headline: The iwo jima paper CEO royalhilo1234 steals from Desoball
Forum mafia starts soon |
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Post by Desophaeus on Nov 2, 2017 15:59:16 GMT
The droplets slips through the fingers of the 109th, alas... such a waste.
The theft being announced alerts the establishment to such, and now every particle and sub-particle has a curse cast upon it as a dire warning to any future occurrences of theft!
Hands off teh merch, bub!
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Post by Desophaeus on Nov 2, 2017 16:06:18 GMT
Oh but if you do buy an item you are eligible for a free t-shirt or leather jacket of your choice if you submit your feedback to the Deso's Fanatic Consumers Club. It includes the DFCC logo on the back with a tiny printed line below "I went to the Emporium of Journalism... This wasn't the only thing I got from Deso!" However, on the feedback form you must answer all the five Ws and 1 H sufficiently to satisfy the standards of journalism, naturally. I'm appalled that I have to fill your form "to satisfy the standards of journalism". I never was such insulted in my life... I am the standards of journalism!!! My second name is the standards of journalism (well, maybe not my second name, but definitely my third name). Larry King was a stupid child when I already was a symbol of the standards of journalism!!! After such ignominious insults I doubt that we can work together. Go and find other simpletons to "satisfy your standards"! If you're the instigator (or the most devout adherent) of those standards that I am insisting on, then by logic you ought be mightily pleased that YOUR standards are applied unconditionally to every customer of mine. It's practically a compliment to you! |
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Post by stoic on Nov 2, 2017 16:15:56 GMT
I'm appalled that I have to fill your form "to satisfy the standards of journalism". I never was such insulted in my life... I am the standards of journalism!!! My second name is the standards of journalism (well, maybe not my second name, but definitely my third name). Larry King was a stupid child when I already was a symbol of the standards of journalism!!! After such ignominious insults I doubt that we can work together. Go and find other simpletons to "satisfy your standards"! If you're the instigator (or the most devout adherent) of those standards that I am insisting on, then by logic you ought be mightily pleased that YOUR standards are applied unconditionally to every customer of mine. It's practically a compliment to you! Oooh... You might be right after all. Yes, I allow you to use my standards. But, of course, I expect some... payments. Let's name it royalty... Honest and talented journalists need some kind of support to remain honest, if you understand what I mean... To be a standard is not a piece of cake, you know... |
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Post by NetherFreek on Nov 2, 2017 16:30:29 GMT
Could we perhaps add the concept of mayor to this game?
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Post by Tadamichi Kuribayashi on Nov 2, 2017 17:28:40 GMT
NetherFreek , good one! On the subject of ink, I think I have an even BETTER idea! My 109th shall purchase ink and then reverse engineer it and then produce it ourselves! *purchases ink* *reverse engineers it* *mass produces it* Credits: China for the ides The 109th for doing the work for me You for existing
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Post by stoic on Nov 2, 2017 17:47:04 GMT
NetherFreek , good one! On the subject of ink, I think I have an even BETTER idea! My 109th shall purchase ink and then reverse engineer it and then produce it ourselves! *purchases ink* *reverse engineers it* *mass produces it* Credits: China for the ides The 109th for doing the work for me You for existing You know what... You just did something with China, that China used to do with the rest of the world... It is something, you know, like to violate rights to violate other people' rights |
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Post by lopicko on Nov 2, 2017 17:59:14 GMT
Well, be sure to use it all up or else your money is wasted! Good luck lah(some terrible Singaporian here)(sorry m8) Nice to know someone from Sg play this game I thought I was the onli one  |
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Post by Desophaeus on Nov 2, 2017 18:47:45 GMT
Could we perhaps add the concept of mayor to this game? What does the mayor do?
Tadamichi Kuribayashi, and then I sue you in a court for copyright infringement and gets rich from the lawsuit. More specifically, the supplier sues you and I keep a finder's fee for helping him sue you. Heheh... |
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Post by Wilhelm Ritter von Leeb on Nov 2, 2017 18:52:21 GMT
It was fun last time. I'm in.
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