EW6 funny and random tid bits (non-game related)
May 23, 2019 23:14:40 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2019 23:14:40 GMT
best75, 21 turns France 2019
Generals used:
Blucher
Napoleon
Murat
The boogeyman under my bed
The greys
John wick
Chuck Norris
Lukas the god slayer
General strategy:
Turn 1 : Go for the XX. YY will try to stop you, but just your John Wick to annihilate the enemy forces(it's gonna be brutal, buy tickets to watch John wick 3). They'll send a unit like an anthrax bomb mail to you, but the best way to play around it is to not open the mail in the first place. Remember to place Blucher along with your greys towards the middle east to fight of the Aliens and prepare an invasion against the undead.
Turn 2 to turn 10:
Make sure to give your ambulance to Chuch Norris so he can solo Germany. Continue building militias to use them as sacrifice to appease C'Thulu to strengthen the boogeyman under my bed. The grey should be finished exterminating his fellowmen, and should be on the way to conquering the whole human race along with John wick and Blucher. Make sure to build some navy to secure the Mediterranean sea. Napoleon should simply be used to destroy cities much faster.
Turn 11- turn 23
Send Lucas the god slayer along Murat and some lancers to take on Russia. Make sure to keep them together for the aura bonus. One neat tactic i learned is that instead of attacking Moscow and capturing it immediately, it's better to leave it be for a while and let them spam units there. That makes it so that it would be easier for you to capture the other cities since Russia won't have enough resources to allocate on defending Moscow and their other cities. The boogeyman under my bed is slow, but he can take on Great britain by itself. Just send a militia with him who's purpose is to capture the city after the boogeyman destroys the defenders there. John wick and Chuck Norris should be able to teleport themselves to the Americas and would conquer them in a blink of an eye.
I made a few mistakes here and there, like sending John wick to deal with AL'Qaeda instead of sending him to fight the high table, or Blucher to capture Berlin immediately, but yeah. Good luck for those who want to take the record.
Moderated by Saltin:
Some real world references and content has been edited .
Generals used:
Blucher
Napoleon
Murat
The boogeyman under my bed
The greys
John wick
Chuck Norris
Lukas the god slayer
General strategy:
Turn 1 : Go for the XX. YY will try to stop you, but just your John Wick to annihilate the enemy forces(it's gonna be brutal, buy tickets to watch John wick 3). They'll send a unit like an anthrax bomb mail to you, but the best way to play around it is to not open the mail in the first place. Remember to place Blucher along with your greys towards the middle east to fight of the Aliens and prepare an invasion against the undead.
Turn 2 to turn 10:
Make sure to give your ambulance to Chuch Norris so he can solo Germany. Continue building militias to use them as sacrifice to appease C'Thulu to strengthen the boogeyman under my bed. The grey should be finished exterminating his fellowmen, and should be on the way to conquering the whole human race along with John wick and Blucher. Make sure to build some navy to secure the Mediterranean sea. Napoleon should simply be used to destroy cities much faster.
Turn 11- turn 23
Send Lucas the god slayer along Murat and some lancers to take on Russia. Make sure to keep them together for the aura bonus. One neat tactic i learned is that instead of attacking Moscow and capturing it immediately, it's better to leave it be for a while and let them spam units there. That makes it so that it would be easier for you to capture the other cities since Russia won't have enough resources to allocate on defending Moscow and their other cities. The boogeyman under my bed is slow, but he can take on Great britain by itself. Just send a militia with him who's purpose is to capture the city after the boogeyman destroys the defenders there. John wick and Chuck Norris should be able to teleport themselves to the Americas and would conquer them in a blink of an eye.
I made a few mistakes here and there, like sending John wick to deal with AL'Qaeda instead of sending him to fight the high table, or Blucher to capture Berlin immediately, but yeah. Good luck for those who want to take the record.
Moderated by Saltin:
Some real world references and content has been edited .
