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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Mar 24, 2021 13:20:08 GMT
Ever want to give a speech without anywhere to put it? Fear no more! Just put it in this handy-dandy thread!
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Post by eeeeef on Mar 24, 2021 13:26:42 GMT
Look, we've known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time, I've given a lot of speeches. But they all have one thing in common... They're all different. These drug runners aren't going to execute Pierce because he's racist... ...it's a locomotive that runs on us! ...And the only sharks in that water... ...are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear... anchovies... fear... ...and the dangers of ingesting mercury. Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds... And there's no such thing as a free Caesar salad, and even if there were... ...The Cape still might find a second life on cable, and I'll tell you why... El corazón del agua es verdad. That water is a lie! Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions! So, maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings. But I choose to believe it's just the Universe's way of molding us into some kind of super-group. -Jeff Winger from Community S2 EP20 "Paradigms of human memory"
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Post by Don Quixote de la Mancha on Mar 25, 2021 1:01:51 GMT
(from Julius Caesar, spoken by Marc Antony) Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus Hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it. Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest– For Brutus is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men– Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me: But Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man. He hath brought many captives home to Rome Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: Did this in Caesar seem ambitious? When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honourable man. You all did see that on the Lupercal I thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition? Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And, sure, he is an honourable man. I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him? O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar, And I must pause till it come back to me.
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Post by John Marston on Mar 25, 2021 2:27:12 GMT
WHY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! My speech
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