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May 17, 2021 18:39:32 GMT
Post by Thortilla on May 17, 2021 18:39:32 GMT
put jokes ... preferably good
but bad too
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May 17, 2021 18:40:55 GMT
Post by Thortilla on May 17, 2021 18:40:55 GMT
I start
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can always see through them.
Laugh
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on May 17, 2021 20:01:20 GMT
Have you heard the one about what Jiasburo Ozawa said to William Halsey?
Never mind, I'll tell it to you Leyte.
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May 21, 2021 3:09:44 GMT
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Post by Francisco Franco on May 21, 2021 3:09:44 GMT
Why did the Small Prussian Unit trying to outflank French army ran into the Front of French Army in 1870?
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Post by Don Quixote de la Mancha on May 21, 2021 3:48:48 GMT
A guy is walking on the beach somewhere in California. He sees a lamp, rubs it, and a Genie comes out. The genie is so happy that he decides to grant one wish to the lucky guy. The guy thinks about it and says, "I'd like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly. The genie responds that this can't be done because it would be technologically impossible considering the depth of the ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for something else. The guy thinks about it and, very enthusiastically, wishes he would understand women. The genie then said, "Do you want your highway to have 2 or 4 lanes?"
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Post by Francisco Franco on May 21, 2021 3:59:43 GMT
A guy is walking on the beach somewhere in California. He sees a lamp, rubs it, and a Genie comes out. The genie is so happy that he decides to grant one wish to the lucky guy. The guy thinks about it and says, "I'd like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly. The genie responds that this can't be done because it would be technologically impossible considering the depth of the ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for something else. The guy thinks about it and, very enthusiastically, wishes he would understand women. The genie then said, "Do you want your highway to have 2 or 4 lanes?" I knew a version of this joke. |
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Post by John Marston on May 21, 2021 5:50:08 GMT
A guy is walking on the beach somewhere in California. He sees a lamp, rubs it, and a Genie comes out. The genie is so happy that he decides to grant one wish to the lucky guy. The guy thinks about it and says, "I'd like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly. The genie responds that this can't be done because it would be technologically impossible considering the depth of the ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for something else. The guy thinks about it and, very enthusiastically, wishes he would understand women. The genie then said, "Do you want your highway to have 2 or 4 lanes?" Good one |
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Post by Iron Duke on May 21, 2021 12:23:50 GMT
What's brown and sticky? A stick |
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Post by Pietro Badoglio on May 21, 2021 16:36:03 GMT
UK and USA make fun of French for surrendering.
Also UK and first president of USA- surrendered to French at least once.
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May 21, 2021 16:37:27 GMT
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Post by Pietro Badoglio on May 21, 2021 16:37:27 GMT
I do not remember any joke, but I do remember a Joker saying- "Give me liberty or give me death."
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May 21, 2021 16:39:00 GMT
Post by Thortilla on May 21, 2021 16:39:00 GMT
UK and USA make fun of France for surrendering. Also UK and first president USA- surrendered to French at least once. UK has never been conquered |
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May 21, 2021 16:40:08 GMT
Post by Navia Lanoira on May 21, 2021 16:40:08 GMT
1 + 1 = 3 i know i am wrong but I love you
#corny
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May 21, 2021 16:40:29 GMT
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Post by Pietro Badoglio on May 21, 2021 16:40:29 GMT
UK and USA make fun of France for surrendering. Also UK and first president USA- surrendered to French at least once. UK has never been conquered Roman Empire and Vikings |
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May 21, 2021 16:44:50 GMT
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Post by Pietro Badoglio on May 21, 2021 16:44:50 GMT
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May 21, 2021 16:57:57 GMT
Post by Thortilla on May 21, 2021 16:57:57 GMT
why MacArthur becomes a computer when he loses 50% of his life?
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