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Post by Thortilla on May 21, 2021 16:58:27 GMT
UK has never been conquered Roman Empire and Vikings When the nation form
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May 22, 2021 16:49:23 GMT
Post by Navia Lanoira on May 22, 2021 16:49:23 GMT
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May 26, 2021 0:40:35 GMT
Post by STILETT0 on May 26, 2021 0:40:35 GMT
fun fact
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Post by Francisco Franco on May 26, 2021 4:07:58 GMT
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom
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Post by Francisco Franco on May 26, 2021 4:09:17 GMT
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please!”
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Jul 29, 2021 4:56:28 GMT
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Post by Shrimant Peshwa Madhavrao Bhat on Jul 29, 2021 4:56:28 GMT
A man drives up to the Kremlin and parks his car outside. As he is getting out a policemen hurriedly flusters over and says "You can't park there! That's right under Yeltsin's window!" The man looks perplexed for a second but then smiles and calmly replies: "No need to worry officer, I made sure to lock the car."
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Post by John Marston on Jul 29, 2021 5:50:45 GMT
Now that recently Xi (I'm talking about Xi Jinping) has recently visited Tibet, my father joked that -
Imagine some government official going to Xi and says, "Hello sir! Welcome to Tibet! Can you please show your Visa?".
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Jul 29, 2021 13:46:30 GMT
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Post by Emilio Mola on Jul 29, 2021 13:46:30 GMT
Now that recently Xi (I'm talking about Xi Jinping) has recently visited Tibet, my father joked that - Imagine some government official going to Xi and says, "Hello sir! Welcome to Tibet! Can you please show your Visa?". Is this really a joke?
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jul 29, 2021 14:02:53 GMT
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
(Sorry for English dependent jokes, y'all)
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Jul 29, 2021 14:26:20 GMT
Post by John Marston on Jul 29, 2021 14:26:20 GMT
Now that recently Xi (I'm talking about Xi Jinping) has recently visited Tibet, my father joked that - Imagine some government official going to Xi and says, "Hello sir! Welcome to Tibet! Can you please show your Visa?". Is this really a joke? What's wrong in that?
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Jul 29, 2021 14:32:53 GMT
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Post by Emilio Mola on Jul 29, 2021 14:32:53 GMT
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Post by John Marston on Jul 29, 2021 14:38:35 GMT
It means that how furious Xi Jinping would get when someone asks him Visa for visitng Tibet, as if Tibet was a seperate country. It's a sarcastic reference.
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Post by Shrimant Peshwa Madhavrao Bhat on Aug 9, 2021 7:37:49 GMT
The sun never sets on the British Empire, because God doesn't trust the British in the dark.
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Aug 9, 2021 14:51:00 GMT
The sun never sets on the British Empire, because God doesn't trust the British in the dark. Me, who has lived in Alaska: They got nothing on me.
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Aug 25, 2021 2:08:48 GMT
Post by Manfred von Richthofen on Aug 25, 2021 2:08:48 GMT
I guess i'm going to revive this thread it's dead. Just like i revived Historical Curiosity thread and might make it popular.
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