Post by Thortilla on Nov 2, 2021 18:42:35 GMT
Pre-Match
Let's start at the beginning. In 1000 AD Constantinople was the highest level player in this game called the Middle Ages. It had an Army +10 against invaders and a Walls +1000 against invaders. And the economy was wonderful. but they forgot to pay the Imperial subscription of $ 59.99 and ended up paying the $ 9.99 which contained a pack of bad emperors.
Christian Crisis
So bad that they lost the Battle of Manzikert which ended with a Captured Emperor and His Army defeated. The Muslims took a lot of territory and to this we add that a year before they took Jerusalem.Checkmate Christians!. then the rumors began.that the Muslims began to torture the poor Christian pilgrims who were going to the Holy Land. Before the Turks took the city. The Zone was controlled by the Fatimid Caliphs. That they had a really cool freedom of thought law. I mean, you could believe in John Travolta as long as you didn't bother those who believed in Johnny Depp. but now with the new bosses the rule was lifted and now you had to believe in their god.
European indifference
So Pope Gregory Seventh said: look Chechu, this cannot be the Muslims are massacring us in Jerusalem and in the Binzantine empire. SO WE ARE GOING TO GATHER THE SOLDIERS OF CHRIST. BROTHERS! GRIP YOUR SWORDS, MAKE YOURSELVES A BUILD OF VITALITY AND FAITH, BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO LIBERATE HOLY LAND! AND THE EUROPEAN PEOPLES SAID! LET'S GO!….LET'S GO ..... LET'S GO ....... let's go!....... let's go! ..... let's go!? ... Really the European peoples did not want to go because they had other issues besides that they were lazy to go to Jerusalem.
Deus Vult
7 years later In Byzantium a new emperor Alexios the First ascended to the throne. which began to spam the Call Ally. Seeing that they ignored him, he sent a letter to Pope Urbano second asking him to become friends with the Normans because they looked strong so the pope who had the mandate a little altered. He told her that he would fix it in a while. 14 years later in 1095 AD he went to France and said: I got a Gmail from the Byzantine Emperor saying that before we were cool and we were more friends and bla bla bla. then the people at the Reunion started to get motivated and started talking like: They messed with my besties and those things. Then the Pope said: and whoever goes I will give an exclusive DLC In Heaven as well as a follow on Twitter. and to the first thousand soldiers who call 777 or write @ CristoRey. they will receive forgiveness of all their sins. They all went crazy. They were uploading Stories to Instagram saying: Top 10 Reasons why you have to Join the Crusade. On Twitter the # DeusVult was put on Trending.
People’s Crusade
It was so motivating that a group of poor peasants were destined to conquer Jerusalem commanded by Peter the Hermit. in this Discord Group called The Crusade of the Poor. There were 100,000 people marching to Jerusalem. the problem is that they had no moderators or bots. which led to people starting to loot everything in their path. especially in Hungary. but what the governors did was give them food and everything they wanted. so after so much suffering they had reached Constantinople. YUPI almost died and we were in allied territory. Alexios the first welcomes them and gives them boats to cross the sea.Alexios asked them to wait but ... but the madmen did not wait for the soldiers and left alone. Until they reached Nicaea and were surrounded by the Muslims and subsequently annihilated. The funny thing about this is that Peter the Hermit survives and returns to Constantinople asking for help.
Barons’ Crusade
At last 30,000 level 50 soldiers arrive. In 1096 AD the Emperor asked the Crusaders to take Nicaea because we remember that this is where the poor died. the crusaders said: ok so we are warming up for Jerusalem. Once they began to besiege the city, the Byzantine Emperor Alexios first knew that they were going to loot it so he decided to send a letter to the Turks and after a negotiation he gave them advice. the next day the soldiers who were besieging the city lost their sanity when they saw that the Binzantine banners were being waved in the city. and they stayed in plan: these were not Turks? have they changed sides? Chaqueteros! Now as the city was Byzantine they could no longer pillage. They even said that the Crusaders could only go in small groups to see the city. The Crusaders got angry because they couldn't steal so they continued on their way. The Crusaders had no maximum leader so every day the nobles insulted each other to show who was the strongest. until they reached the Great City of Antakya.
Siege of Antakya
The crusaders didn't have enough soldiers to surround it. So they did what Christians do best. Make Corrupt pacts. So they bribed a guard to open the doors for them. So the army that believed in the God of Love and Peace. They entered killing EVERYTHING. I REPEAT EVERYTHING. there was even friendly fire. To the days. 200,000 Turkish soldiers came to the aid of their friends in Antakya. But the city had already been taken so they had to besiege it again. that is to say the same thing but the respawn of the teams had changed. But a monk found the Spear of Destiny. that spear with which the Roman Soldier Longinus stabbed Jesus. and that gave Christians a +1000 boost against Muslims. which ended with the defeat of the Muslims. The victory was quite important but the Christians kept fighting each other. until the knights of lesser rank threatened to leave them without food and go to Jerusalem.
Reconquest of Jerusalem
So all the Soldiers marched towards Jerusalem. in 1099 after suffering a plague they were already in the Holy City. Now is the time to besiege her as Deus Vult. But they only had 12,000 thirsty and hungry soldiers and even though Jerusalem is not a desert. it is not a water park either. it was very difficult to take the city. They needed to put a command in the chat. Someone find the shoe of Christ please! they put / lighter, / shoe, / hair. but nothing worked until ... A priest said that if the Crusaders passed barefoot around it and then pressed triangle, circle, square. the city would fall in 9 days. so they did the trick plus the Genoese did a VIP crusade to help them. In addition, the Genoese dismantled their ships and made Siege Towers last generation. And so the Christians entered the city at night. and took the city. So the abused Jews went to hug their saviors and ... wait are the crusaders killing them? The massacre was such that there were rivers of Blood in the city and the Nobles who were on the side of the Christians gave their banners to the families of the city to prevent them from dying ..... and the Templars did not care.
Jerusalem was taken on July 15, 1099.
Do you remember Peter the Hermit? Well, he was declared Chaplain of the victorious Army and ordered to kill all the inhabitants of the city, then to sack the city and then to swear that the murderers would go to heaven. Wait. kill innocent people, go to heaven? this sounds familiar to me ....
Well after this.Godfrey of Boullion was crowned king of Jerusalem but he refused to have the golden crown because he said that Jesus had a Of Thorns in that same place. Well, don't be fond of him because he died the following year and his brother inherited it. Balwin 1 welcome to the names of the kings of history. He did not care about the crown and put on the gold one. Colorin Colorado the first crusade is over.
Here is a map of before and after the crusade(in Spanish because i didn’t find a image in English):
After the Victory:
the crusaders returned to their homes and the others stayed in Jerusalem to “defend the city” but soon we will see that they did not do a very good job….
Let's start at the beginning. In 1000 AD Constantinople was the highest level player in this game called the Middle Ages. It had an Army +10 against invaders and a Walls +1000 against invaders. And the economy was wonderful. but they forgot to pay the Imperial subscription of $ 59.99 and ended up paying the $ 9.99 which contained a pack of bad emperors.
Christian Crisis
So bad that they lost the Battle of Manzikert which ended with a Captured Emperor and His Army defeated. The Muslims took a lot of territory and to this we add that a year before they took Jerusalem.Checkmate Christians!. then the rumors began.that the Muslims began to torture the poor Christian pilgrims who were going to the Holy Land. Before the Turks took the city. The Zone was controlled by the Fatimid Caliphs. That they had a really cool freedom of thought law. I mean, you could believe in John Travolta as long as you didn't bother those who believed in Johnny Depp. but now with the new bosses the rule was lifted and now you had to believe in their god.
European indifference
So Pope Gregory Seventh said: look Chechu, this cannot be the Muslims are massacring us in Jerusalem and in the Binzantine empire. SO WE ARE GOING TO GATHER THE SOLDIERS OF CHRIST. BROTHERS! GRIP YOUR SWORDS, MAKE YOURSELVES A BUILD OF VITALITY AND FAITH, BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO LIBERATE HOLY LAND! AND THE EUROPEAN PEOPLES SAID! LET'S GO!….LET'S GO ..... LET'S GO ....... let's go!....... let's go! ..... let's go!? ... Really the European peoples did not want to go because they had other issues besides that they were lazy to go to Jerusalem.
Deus Vult
7 years later In Byzantium a new emperor Alexios the First ascended to the throne. which began to spam the Call Ally. Seeing that they ignored him, he sent a letter to Pope Urbano second asking him to become friends with the Normans because they looked strong so the pope who had the mandate a little altered. He told her that he would fix it in a while. 14 years later in 1095 AD he went to France and said: I got a Gmail from the Byzantine Emperor saying that before we were cool and we were more friends and bla bla bla. then the people at the Reunion started to get motivated and started talking like: They messed with my besties and those things. Then the Pope said: and whoever goes I will give an exclusive DLC In Heaven as well as a follow on Twitter. and to the first thousand soldiers who call 777 or write @ CristoRey. they will receive forgiveness of all their sins. They all went crazy. They were uploading Stories to Instagram saying: Top 10 Reasons why you have to Join the Crusade. On Twitter the # DeusVult was put on Trending.
People’s Crusade
It was so motivating that a group of poor peasants were destined to conquer Jerusalem commanded by Peter the Hermit. in this Discord Group called The Crusade of the Poor. There were 100,000 people marching to Jerusalem. the problem is that they had no moderators or bots. which led to people starting to loot everything in their path. especially in Hungary. but what the governors did was give them food and everything they wanted. so after so much suffering they had reached Constantinople. YUPI almost died and we were in allied territory. Alexios the first welcomes them and gives them boats to cross the sea.Alexios asked them to wait but ... but the madmen did not wait for the soldiers and left alone. Until they reached Nicaea and were surrounded by the Muslims and subsequently annihilated. The funny thing about this is that Peter the Hermit survives and returns to Constantinople asking for help.
Barons’ Crusade
At last 30,000 level 50 soldiers arrive. In 1096 AD the Emperor asked the Crusaders to take Nicaea because we remember that this is where the poor died. the crusaders said: ok so we are warming up for Jerusalem. Once they began to besiege the city, the Byzantine Emperor Alexios first knew that they were going to loot it so he decided to send a letter to the Turks and after a negotiation he gave them advice. the next day the soldiers who were besieging the city lost their sanity when they saw that the Binzantine banners were being waved in the city. and they stayed in plan: these were not Turks? have they changed sides? Chaqueteros! Now as the city was Byzantine they could no longer pillage. They even said that the Crusaders could only go in small groups to see the city. The Crusaders got angry because they couldn't steal so they continued on their way. The Crusaders had no maximum leader so every day the nobles insulted each other to show who was the strongest. until they reached the Great City of Antakya.
Siege of Antakya
The crusaders didn't have enough soldiers to surround it. So they did what Christians do best. Make Corrupt pacts. So they bribed a guard to open the doors for them. So the army that believed in the God of Love and Peace. They entered killing EVERYTHING. I REPEAT EVERYTHING. there was even friendly fire. To the days. 200,000 Turkish soldiers came to the aid of their friends in Antakya. But the city had already been taken so they had to besiege it again. that is to say the same thing but the respawn of the teams had changed. But a monk found the Spear of Destiny. that spear with which the Roman Soldier Longinus stabbed Jesus. and that gave Christians a +1000 boost against Muslims. which ended with the defeat of the Muslims. The victory was quite important but the Christians kept fighting each other. until the knights of lesser rank threatened to leave them without food and go to Jerusalem.
Reconquest of Jerusalem
So all the Soldiers marched towards Jerusalem. in 1099 after suffering a plague they were already in the Holy City. Now is the time to besiege her as Deus Vult. But they only had 12,000 thirsty and hungry soldiers and even though Jerusalem is not a desert. it is not a water park either. it was very difficult to take the city. They needed to put a command in the chat. Someone find the shoe of Christ please! they put / lighter, / shoe, / hair. but nothing worked until ... A priest said that if the Crusaders passed barefoot around it and then pressed triangle, circle, square. the city would fall in 9 days. so they did the trick plus the Genoese did a VIP crusade to help them. In addition, the Genoese dismantled their ships and made Siege Towers last generation. And so the Christians entered the city at night. and took the city. So the abused Jews went to hug their saviors and ... wait are the crusaders killing them? The massacre was such that there were rivers of Blood in the city and the Nobles who were on the side of the Christians gave their banners to the families of the city to prevent them from dying ..... and the Templars did not care.
Jerusalem was taken on July 15, 1099.
Do you remember Peter the Hermit? Well, he was declared Chaplain of the victorious Army and ordered to kill all the inhabitants of the city, then to sack the city and then to swear that the murderers would go to heaven. Wait. kill innocent people, go to heaven? this sounds familiar to me ....
Well after this.Godfrey of Boullion was crowned king of Jerusalem but he refused to have the golden crown because he said that Jesus had a Of Thorns in that same place. Well, don't be fond of him because he died the following year and his brother inherited it. Balwin 1 welcome to the names of the kings of history. He did not care about the crown and put on the gold one. Colorin Colorado the first crusade is over.
Here is a map of before and after the crusade(in Spanish because i didn’t find a image in English):
After the Victory:
the crusaders returned to their homes and the others stayed in Jerusalem to “defend the city” but soon we will see that they did not do a very good job….
