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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2016 0:32:33 GMT
There was once a man, more awesome than a flower,
He piloted carriers, named @coolguy14.
He basically took Italy off the German's hands,
And conquered plenty African deserts and lands.
Eventually he became an awesome president,
And taught everyone what army truly meant.
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Post by Mountbatten on Sept 18, 2016 0:36:46 GMT
There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, who came riding to Whiterun from ole' Rorikstead.
The braggart did swagger and brandish his blade,
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made.
But then he went silent,did Ragnar the Red when he met the shieldmaiden Matilda, who said
"Oh you boast and you lie and you drink all our mead, now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"
Then came the crashing and slashing of steel, as the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal.
And Ragnar the Red was boastful no more....
As his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Sept 18, 2016 0:37:45 GMT
There once was a man on a ship. He wore a hat and pistol at his hip. He stood on the command deck and said, "We'll pump those Germans full of lead!" His name was Louis, from the house of Mountbatten. And in the name of Britain, he truly was smitten with crushing his enemies and coddling kittens. Thank you, thank you. Allow me to correct formatting: There once was a man on a ship. He wore a hat and pistol at his hip. He stood on the command deck and said, "We'll pump those Germans full of lead!" His name was Louis, from the house of Mountbatten. And in the name of Britain, he truly was smitten with crushing his enemies and coddling kittens. |
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Post by Mountbatten on Sept 18, 2016 0:38:32 GMT
There once was a man on a ship. He wore a hat and pistol at his hip. He stood on the command deck and said, "We'll pump those Germans full of lead!" His name was Louis, from the house of Mountbatten. And in the name of Britain, he truly was smitten with crushing his enemies and coddling kittens. Thank you, thank you. Allow me to correct formatting: There once was a man on a ship. He wore a hat and pistol at his hip. He stood on the command deck and said, "We'll pump those Germans full of lead!" His name was Louis, from the house of Mountbatten. And in the name of Britain, he truly was smitten with crushing his enemies and coddling kittens. The formatting happens automatically. I don't have a choice |
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Post by Desophaeus on Sept 18, 2016 0:38:33 GMT
There once was a man on a ship. He wore a hat and pistol at his hip. He stood on the command deck and said, "We'll pump those Germans full of lead!" His name was Louis, from the house of Mountbatten. And in the name of Britain, he truly was smitten with crushing his enemies and coddling kittens. Thank you, thank you. Nice lol  |
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Post by Von Bismarck jr on Sept 18, 2016 1:17:37 GMT
HEY! EVERYBODY! I HAVE A LIFE THING TO SHARE!
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Post by Von Bismarck jr on Sept 18, 2016 1:24:08 GMT
On Saturday, September 17th, at approximately 3:30 PM...
I received my first car!
A white 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Following gifts were cake, ice cream, pizza, and a Darth Vader keychain that is also a flashlight
Now all I gotta do is pass drivers Ed and the tests that come after
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Post by Mountbatten on Sept 18, 2016 1:25:15 GMT
On Saturday, September 17th, at approximately 3:30 PM... I received my first car! A white 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Following gifts were cake, ice cream, pizza, and a Darth Vader keychain that is also a flashlight Make sure that you take 3 seconds out of your life each time you get in the car to buckle your seatbelt. 3 seconds in exchange for saving your life. |
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Post by Stonewall Jackson on Sept 18, 2016 1:28:17 GMT
On Saturday, September 17th, at approximately 3:30 PM... I received my first car! A white 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Following gifts were cake, ice cream, pizza, and a Darth Vader keychain that is also a flashlight Now all I gotta do is pass drivers Ed and the tests that come after yooo, congratulations dude! That's always exciting |
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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Sept 18, 2016 1:32:31 GMT
On Saturday, September 17th, at approximately 3:30 PM... I received my first car! A white 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Following gifts were cake, ice cream, pizza, and a Darth Vader keychain that is also a flashlight Now all I gotta do is pass drivers Ed and the tests that come after You also got to get insurance and gas money. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2016 1:34:27 GMT
On Saturday, September 17th, at approximately 3:30 PM... I received my first car! A white 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Following gifts were cake, ice cream, pizza, and a Darth Vader keychain that is also a flashlight Now all I gotta do is pass drivers Ed and the tests that come after Now I need a miracle like that... Now you can go wherever you want, whenever you want! Exciting!!!  |
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Post by Stonewall Jackson on Sept 18, 2016 1:34:44 GMT
On Saturday, September 17th, at approximately 3:30 PM... I received my first car! A white 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Following gifts were cake, ice cream, pizza, and a Darth Vader keychain that is also a flashlight Now all I gotta do is pass drivers Ed and the tests that come after You also got to get insurance and gas money. And that's the part that sucks. Insurance can cost a crap ton, especially if you're a guy in highschool |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2016 1:35:10 GMT
On Saturday, September 17th, at approximately 3:30 PM... I received my first car! A white 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Following gifts were cake, ice cream, pizza, and a Darth Vader keychain that is also a flashlight Now all I gotta do is pass drivers Ed and the tests that come after You also got to get insurance and gas money. And that's why a steady income is necessary before a car... |
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Post by Stonewall Jackson on Sept 18, 2016 1:40:10 GMT
You also got to get insurance and gas money. And that's why a steady income is necessary before a car... The problem is a lot of people who get cars may perhaps be 16. Assuming some may even get cars on their 16th birthday, not many jobs hire people before 16. Thus making a steady income hard. |
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Post by Desophaeus on Sept 18, 2016 1:57:21 GMT
And that's why a steady income is necessary before a car... The problem is a lot of people who get cars may perhaps be 16. Assuming some may even get cars on their 16th birthday, not many jobs hire people before 16. Thus making a steady income hard. That's actually partially unrealistic (depending on what kind of a neighborhood or parents you have). Most parents, if they give a car, they usually still have that kid under their names on an insurance policy. If it's the kid being on his own for this matter, he tends to be older when he get his car on his own. I brought my first car when I was almost 22 years old and I never got anything from my parents like a car so it was my very first one. I was working as a house painter at that time. I tell you, insurance is way expensive until you've got past the 25-age mark. |
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