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Post by Bismarck Jr on Mar 30, 2017 11:12:10 GMT
Hello, and thank you for dialing the World's Customer Service bot 08. We would like to assist you momentarily. Please hold. Holding. ... If you would like to give us feedback on The World, please press 1. If you would like more information about the world, please press 2. If you would like to be moved to a different life, please press 3. If you would like to request service, please press 4. Holding. ... Oh what the heck, make that a 2. |
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Post by Mountbatten on Mar 30, 2017 11:12:38 GMT
What about that post is different than what Bismarck Jr does? I prefer a world service line to a Spoon Sacrilege. I'll dial 3 and take my chances. Please dial one if you desire money in your new life. Please dial two if you desire love in your new life. Please dial three if you desire strength in your new life. Please dial four to see the negative options. Dial five to cancel. Dial 5 to cancel, then Dial 4, then Dial 2 for Human Combustion. |
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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Mar 30, 2017 11:24:09 GMT
Hello, and thank you for dialing the World's Customer Service bot 08. We would like to assist you momentarily. Please hold. Holding. ... If you would like to give us feedback on The World, please press 1. If you would like more information about the world, please press 2. If you would like to be moved to a different life, please press 3. If you would like to request service, please press 4. Holding. ... What the heck, I'll dial 3... *becomes Evil Dictator of the Board 2.0* |
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Mar 30, 2017 11:37:36 GMT
Please dial one if you desire money in your new life. Please dial two if you desire love in your new life. Please dial three if you desire strength in your new life. Please dial four to see the negative options. Dial five to cancel. Dial 5 to cancel, then Dial 4, then Dial 2 for Human Combustion. Oh, cya later then.. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 13:16:53 GMT
Dial 5 to cancel, then Dial 4, then Dial 2 for Human Combustion. Oh, cya later then.. that would actually be a "cya never" |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 13:29:25 GMT
Napoleon but with name changed (and picture)
Search about him (the real Herbert), he killed 40 North Koreans with just his army knife.
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Post by Thrawn on Mar 30, 2017 16:08:47 GMT
Napoleon but with name changed (and picture) Search about him (the real Herbert), he killed 40 North Koreans with just his army knife. Wow.  |
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Post by Thrawn on Mar 30, 2017 16:13:07 GMT
I just found out that there are Japanese Americans that served as soldiers in WWII, most of them are from Hawaii.
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Post by TK421 on Mar 30, 2017 16:23:32 GMT
I just found out that there are Japanese Americans that served as soldiers in WWII, most of them are from Hawaii. We weren't total jerks! Right....? |
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Post by Desophaeus on Mar 30, 2017 17:28:47 GMT
I just found out that there are Japanese Americans that served as soldiers in WWII, most of them are from Hawaii. Oh yes, I read about it. They were sent to the European front to ensure separation of loyalty from their old homeland. Nobody wants a potential sleeper cell go bananas in middle of a battle. |
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Mar 30, 2017 17:58:03 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 18:08:57 GMT
you got the link to this? |
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Mar 30, 2017 18:28:19 GMT
you got the link to this? Yeah lemme run it by Picard later |
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Mar 30, 2017 18:55:04 GMT
Please hold. ... If you would like to request room service, press one. If you would like to request spontaneous human combustion, press two. If you would like to become a cat, press three. If you would like to request death, press four. I will dial four. ... Then three. I hope my telemarketing ancestors are proud. Haha, not even telemarketers like telemarketers, what am I saying....meow. |
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Mar 30, 2017 19:32:30 GMT
Hello, and thank you for dialing the World's Customer Service bot 08. We would like to assist you momentarily. Please hold. Holding. ... If you would like to give us feedback on The World, please press 1. If you would like more information about the world, please press 2. If you would like to be moved to a different life, please press 3. If you would like to request service, please press 4. Holding. ... Dört? (4 in Crimean Tatar--Mr. Google Translate) |
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