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Post by Jean-Luc Picard on Mar 30, 2017 19:34:10 GMT
Hello, and thank you for dialing the World's Customer Service bot 08. We would like to assist you momentarily. Please hold. Holding. ... If you would like to give us feedback on The World, please press 1. If you would like more information about the world, please press 2. If you would like to be moved to a different life, please press 3. If you would like to request service, please press 4. Holding. ... I'll dial 3. |
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Mar 30, 2017 20:22:01 GMT
I just found out that there are Japanese Americans that served as soldiers in WWII, most of them are from Hawaii. We weren't total jerks! Right....? Well you aren't responsible for the deaths of over 10 million Chinese, so yeah I'd say you aren't total jerks. You remember what you did, at least. Not all can say that. |
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Post by Desophaeus on Mar 30, 2017 20:26:51 GMT
Please hold. ... If you would like to request room service, press one. If you would like to request spontaneous human combustion, press two. If you would like to become a cat, press three. If you would like to request death, press four. I will dial four. ... Then three. I hope my telemarketing ancestors are proud. Haha, not even telemarketers like telemarketers, what am I saying....meow. That's not a smart move. It's better to press 3 then 4 because everyone knows that a cat has 9 lives while humans has one. You might end up dead before transforming, so missing out on the 8 other lives. |
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Mar 30, 2017 20:31:08 GMT
I will dial four. ... Then three. I hope my telemarketing ancestors are proud. Haha, not even telemarketers like telemarketers, what am I saying....meow. That's not a smart move. It's better to press 3 then 4 because everyone knows that a cat has 9 lives while humans has one. You might end up dead before transforming, so missing out on the 8 other lives. Ehh? I thought the first button press of 4 gets you to the selection with the cat. That selection's 4 kills you. Great, Deso, I bet the troll? is going to kill me now, thanks to you. |
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Mar 30, 2017 20:36:42 GMT
What's the LOL button? Does it give you karma on the League of Legends subreddit or something?
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Post by Desophaeus on Mar 30, 2017 20:37:07 GMT
That's not a smart move. It's better to press 3 then 4 because everyone knows that a cat has 9 lives while humans has one. You might end up dead before transforming, so missing out on the 8 other lives. Ehh? I thought the first button press of 4 gets you to the selection with the cat. That selection's 4 kills you. Great, Deso, I bet the troll? is going to kill me now, thanks to you. Death by troll, sound nice lol. I wasn't looking at the initial menu, I thought you'd be already at that menu right now and taking two of those choices in combination. |
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Post by Desophaeus on Mar 30, 2017 20:49:55 GMT
Hello, and thank you for dialing the World's Customer Service bot 08. We would like to assist you momentarily. Please hold. Holding. ... If you would like to give us feedback on The World, please press 1. If you would like more information about the world, please press 2. If you would like to be moved to a different life, please press 3. If you would like to request service, please press 4. Holding. ... 0 I want to get a human representative |
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Mar 30, 2017 21:38:08 GMT
Ehh? I thought the first button press of 4 gets you to the selection with the cat. That selection's 4 kills you. Great, Deso, I bet the troll? is going to kill me now, thanks to you. Death by troll, sound nice lol. I wasn't looking at the initial menu, I thought you'd be already at that menu right now and taking two of those choices in combination. It isn't. 17-2 impact damage is painful if you are a mage or a jundi. Especially when said troll is on a mountain village and regenning. Surprise Troll Ambush  |
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Post by saltin on Mar 30, 2017 21:42:46 GMT
Pressing 3 for a different life doesn't make any sense, you are gambling too much for an unknown reward.
The phone operator does not guarantee a better life just a new one.The new life could be hellish for all we know, like having a permanent menu of all you can eat chicken and waffles 3 times a day 7 days a week for ever !
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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Mar 30, 2017 21:59:54 GMT
Pressing 3 for a different life doesn't make any sense, you are gambling too much for an unknown reward. The phone operator does not guarantee a better life just a new one.The new life could be hellish for all we know, like having a permanent menu of all you can eat chicken and waffles 3 times a day 7 days a week for ever ! HEY! DON'T DRAG CHICKEN AND WAFFLES INTO THIS! |
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Mar 30, 2017 22:26:00 GMT
Pressing 3 for a different life doesn't make any sense, you are gambling too much for an unknown reward. The phone operator does not guarantee a better life just a new one.The new life could be hellish for all we know, like having a permanent menu of all you can eat chicken and waffles 3 times a day 7 days a week for ever ! *Patiently waiting for the support bot to wake up, pretty certain its an asian because of the time. Decides to redial, disconnected. Swears, plays CSGO for six hours and wastes €30 on steam Marketable TF2 items.* |
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Post by Desophaeus on Mar 30, 2017 22:26:23 GMT
Pressing 3 for a different life doesn't make any sense, you are gambling too much for an unknown reward. The phone operator does not guarantee a better life just a new one.The new life could be hellish for all we know, like having a permanent menu of all you can eat chicken and waffles 3 times a day 7 days a week for ever ! HEY! DON'T DRAG CHICKEN AND WAFFLES INTO THIS! No, he's right. It could be a horror coming true!  (Honestly, even if you like that disgusting combination, you would grow weary of the same old thing day after day after day after... you get the idea) |
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Post by Desophaeus on Mar 30, 2017 22:27:45 GMT
Death by troll, sound nice lol. I wasn't looking at the initial menu, I thought you'd be already at that menu right now and taking two of those choices in combination. It isn't. 17-2 impact damage is painful if you are a mage or a jundi. Especially when said troll is on a mountain village and regenning. Your sarcasm-o-meter needs recalibration in the sensors. |
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Mar 30, 2017 22:37:32 GMT
It isn't. 17-2 impact damage is painful if you are a mage or a jundi. Especially when said troll is on a mountain village and regenning. Your sarcasm-o-meter needs recalibration in the sensors. Or he may be a fellow aspie and not have a sarcasm-o-useless |
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Post by Mountbatten on Mar 30, 2017 22:38:50 GMT
What's the LOL button? Does it give you karma on the League of Legends subreddit or something? Read the LOL tag thread |
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