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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 8, 2017 18:09:54 GMT
287
Arctic
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 8, 2017 18:24:59 GMT
Guys, if you keep putting in lame one-liners, I will just step aside and forget about this dumb uncreative game.
Floor 288
Has a pressurized door leading to the outside for people to dare to take a low-altitude parachute jump down the 2,870 feet between the door and the ground.
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 8, 2017 18:27:34 GMT
Guys, if you keep putting in lame one-liners, I will just step aside and forget about this dumb uncreative game. Floor 288 Has a pressurized door leading to the outside for people to dare to take a low-altitude parachute jump down the 2,870 feet between the door and the ground. 289 Napoleon asks desophaeus on this floor: "do we really have to write more than a line? Is it mandatory?" |
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 8, 2017 18:31:04 GMT
Guys, if you keep putting in lame one-liners, I will just step aside and forget about this dumb uncreative game. Floor 288 Has a pressurized door leading to the outside for people to dare to take a low-altitude parachute jump down the 2,870 feet between the door and the ground. 289 Napoleon asks desophaeus on this floor: "do we really have to write more than a line? Is it mandatory?" Floor 290 Desophaeus runs up the flight of stairs and shouts from the next floor back to Napoleon "Come on! Make some actual effort in this game! Sure, it's not mandatory but it's getting REALLY boring to see people doing one thousand five hundred one-liners! Did you think about that?!?" *pause* "Can you hear me?!?" *to himself* "I hope the floors aren't too thick to hear through." |
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 8, 2017 18:45:50 GMT
291 Napoleon takes the elevator to this floor while desophaeus can be heard coming up to this floor via (?) the stairs. Desophaeus stops right in front of the elevator door to catch a breath when the door opens. Napoleon "I can hear you easily, but you could've taken the elevator too, you know? Use something when it's there to be used"  |
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 8, 2017 18:50:35 GMT
Floor 292 A gym is built here for the benefits of exercising or losing weight. Occasionally, you can find Desophaeus running on one of the treadmills or lifting weights. He intended to outlive everyone else through a better diet and exercise. |
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Jun 8, 2017 19:01:36 GMT
Floor 293 A secret to no one but Desophaeus, the key to everlasting life. Shh, dont tell him! We want him to keep working out, just look at thos gorgeous pectorals. |
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 8, 2017 19:01:38 GMT
Floor 292 A gym is built here for the benefits of exercising or losing weight. Occasionally, you can find Desophaeus running on one of the treadmills or lifting weights. He intended to outlive everyone else through a better diet and exercise. 294 Napoleon eating cake. Beside him is a note saying "exercise ain't my thing. Live life to the fattest. Just eat!" |
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 8, 2017 19:13:37 GMT
Floor 293 A secret to no one but Desophaeus, the key to everlasting life. Shh, dont tell him! We want him to keep working out, just look at thos gorgeous pectorals. Floor 295 A philosophy course is held in here. Desophaeus respond to a question by writing on the test paper "I don't need to be fastest, I just need to be faster than the slowest guy and let the bear eat him. That way.. I outlive him. If the other guy is quicker than me on foot, I will either tie up his shoelaces or drive in a vehicle instead. I still get to outlive that other guy." He gets an A |
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Post by Pierre-Charles Villeneuve on Jun 8, 2017 19:33:09 GMT
296
The floor is full of hallways, that seem to never have an end. Each of the hallways, is lined with cases, that all contain trophies from bygone years.
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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Jun 8, 2017 20:01:56 GMT
Floor 297: Antonio Santa Anna sits up here spying on the petty arguing going on several floors below him. He has his bag of Doritos and gallon of Mountain Dew with him. |
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Post by best75 on Jun 8, 2017 21:19:53 GMT
Floor 298
A trial is being held here. No judge or attorneys. Public opinion decides if the accused is guilty or innocent. As a result innocents are often voted guilty and no one listens to the investigators.
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Post by The Spanish Inquisition on Jun 8, 2017 21:37:33 GMT
Floor 299
No one was killed here. If someone was, he or she would not have been stabbed through the heart with an ice pick. If someone was thus murdered, the butler would not have been at fault. If he was, the guard would not have seen it. The guard saw nothing.
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Post by best75 on Jun 8, 2017 21:55:01 GMT
Floor 300
Contains a archive of the 32 bit games that will not work on ios 11
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Jun 8, 2017 22:04:10 GMT
Floor 301:
The icy wastes of Almenga awaits you. And the murderous, soul-selling, demon-using royal family of Almenga.
What? You don't like it here? At least it's better than Magadan!
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