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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 8, 2017 22:54:04 GMT
Floor 299 No one was killed here. If someone was, he or she would not have been stabbed through the heart with an ice pick. If someone was thus murdered, the butler would not have been at fault. If he was, the guard would not have seen it. The guard saw nothing. Floor 302. A statue of Leon Trotsky. His followers died climbing the first 50 stairs, but are transported here by human waves for posterity's sake. Imperial RomeBall , under the name of Citizen 2, stands here at trial. Why? For not remembering Trotsky's name, as is punched into all good children. He will soon be executed by Yi Sun Sin , a secret agent from the Free State of Kek-do. He shall be "disappeared" shortly. Good enough for you Desophaeus ? This cost me 18 drops of blood to make.....uh, actually more  |
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 8, 2017 23:06:50 GMT
303
A statue of Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashivili (hope I spelled that correct) that's being torn down by some angry mob
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Jun 9, 2017 0:51:21 GMT
304
Queen Elizabeth II plans with a race of her fellow lizard alien reptillians to take over the world.
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Jun 9, 2017 1:01:26 GMT
Floor 305
Where the letters of Exit Fate players waiting for a sequel, HF1/2 fans waiting for a sequel, and disappointed Sonic fans waiting for an actually good Sonic game are sent.
The floor is composed of a furnace, a industrial-strength paper shredder, an internet troll whose job is to reply to 'where are the sequels' mail, and a paper-eating goat.
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Post by Pierre-Charles Villeneuve on Jun 9, 2017 3:28:48 GMT
306
Here, is a gigantic shelf, full of nothing but VHS tapes of "The Land Before Time."
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 9, 2017 3:55:01 GMT
306 Here, is a gigantic shelf, full of nothing but VHS tapes of "The Land Before Time." Heeeeeey, I grew watching The Land Before Time on VHS for many years. It's better than the modern cheap trash you will find at the movie theaters nowdays. Are you doing a homage or are you insulting that masterpiece?  (note, I speak of the original, not the direct-to-tape sequels) Floor 307 The large shutters for the windows opens up to let a giant batsignal shines out into the night sky. The spotlight is housed on this floor. |
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Post by best75 on Jun 9, 2017 4:00:05 GMT
Floor 308
Home to a vigilante. He thinks it obvious who the guilty party in the trial is. He is likely going to shoot someone tonight.
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Post by Pierre-Charles Villeneuve on Jun 9, 2017 5:22:44 GMT
I grew up watching The Land Before Time, as well. I still have that VHS tape of it tucked away in my attic.
309
This floor is home to a life sized replica of St.Carnard.
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 9, 2017 6:36:02 GMT
310
Napoleon wonders what's going on in this part of the world.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2017 15:07:03 GMT
Floor 311
The take 1 away and now you have 31 and warriors blew a 3-1 lead
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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Jun 9, 2017 17:59:49 GMT
Floor 312:
A group of people who don't care whatsoever about sports are up here, enjoying good books and good food.
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Post by Imperial RomeBall on Jun 9, 2017 18:17:34 GMT
Floor 313:
George B. McClellan resides here, moving a single White Pawn back and forth across 1 section of a chess-board.
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 9, 2017 18:17:40 GMT
314
CnW is banned on this floor, if you are found "possessing" any CnW you will be shot.
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Post by Antonio Santa Anna on Jun 9, 2017 19:05:31 GMT
Floor 315:
The Marines and their support that were supposed to attack the Mounties has been relocated here to prepare for an ambush on Floor 314.
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 9, 2017 19:09:53 GMT
Floor 316 The floor here has holes drilled in it for letting tear gas into the floor below, or even laughing gas if one wishes to do so. Desophaeus does, so now the marines and the rest are all knocked out or incapacitated by uncontrollable laughter. He himself has taken the precaution to evacuate the premises in the case of a team bursting in to seize him. He is now no longer here, and his location is unknown. |
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(note, I speak of the original, not the direct-to-tape sequels) 
