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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 9, 2016 2:28:27 GMT
Eh, we're drunk and bored. Let's just fight ourselves and make the job easier for the Turks.
--Some Austrian, Karansebes.
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Post by Desophaeus on Sept 9, 2016 2:42:31 GMT
"So, Germany has the best military in the world right now, the Bulgarians and Austro-Hungarians basically completely surround us and the Russians would be able to only help us a little bit. Perfect time to enter the war!"-Romania, 1916. It's more of a respectable stalemate which Romanians manage to obtain a successful independence despite Russia's collapse. So it's like "Heeeeey! Dude, why the chickening out, Ruskies?! Bah! At least I gave Jerry a stronger taste of lead than you! But I guess everyone else also abandoned us too, so fine... I will sign that paper but it better says I have my house, or else!" - Romania, May 1918. |
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Post by Franz von Hipper on Sept 9, 2016 2:50:04 GMT
"Guys, who forgot to bring the maps?" Swiss soldier after accidentally invading Liechtenstein in 2007
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Post by Ivan Kolev on Sept 9, 2016 9:21:11 GMT
"So, Germany has the best military in the world right now, the Bulgarians and Austro-Hungarians basically completely surround us and the Russians would be able to only help us a little bit. Perfect time to enter the war!"-Romania, 1916. It's more of a respectable stalemate which Romanians manage to obtain a successful independence despite Russia's collapse. So it's like "Heeeeey! Dude, why the chickening out, Ruskies?! Bah! At least I gave Jerry a stronger taste of lead than you! But I guess everyone else also abandoned us too, so fine... I will sign that paper but it better says I have my house, or else!" - Romania, May 1918. |
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Post by GA Omar Bradley on Sept 9, 2016 9:34:34 GMT
"What could possibly go wrong?"
- Basically everyone. EVER!
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Sept 9, 2016 10:05:00 GMT
"What could possibly go wrong?" - Basically everyone. EVER! Germans in September 1939; "we'll demand that Polen gives back us Danzig, they will obviously give it to us seeing our military might!" What could possibly go wrong? |
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 9, 2016 13:42:40 GMT
I want to be Napoleon Bonaparte! So I'm going to declare war on all my neighbors, even though they could Anschluss My nation if they wished! I don't care, because I'm actually the reincarnation of Napoleon and Caesar, even if my military skill is that of a mayfly! What could possibly go wrong? Francisco Solano López, Paraguay |
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Post by Desophaeus on Sept 9, 2016 17:00:17 GMT
It's more of a respectable stalemate which Romanians manage to obtain a successful independence despite Russia's collapse. So it's like "Heeeeey! Dude, why the chickening out, Ruskies?! Bah! At least I gave Jerry a stronger taste of lead than you! But I guess everyone else also abandoned us too, so fine... I will sign that paper but it better says I have my house, or else!" - Romania, May 1918. Blank post glitch, what did you tried to say? |
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Sept 9, 2016 17:35:35 GMT
Blank post glitch, what did you tried to say? definitely wrote from his iPad. |
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Post by TK421 on Sept 9, 2016 18:01:03 GMT
"This stupid ******* ipad can **** off with this ****", one of my RP buddies on another forum who then went on to play baseball with the ipad. No joke. It was somewhat worn, so there was no real harm done...
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 9, 2016 18:12:50 GMT
Where we're going, we don't need Lan(n)es--SUV(orov) That was a bad pun, I know. Plox no anschluss TK421. , plox no Anschluss? |
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Post by Ivan Kolev on Sept 9, 2016 18:19:06 GMT
Blank post glitch, what did you tried to say? This is what I get for replying on my iPad in bed instead of waiting five minutes to get on my laptop lol. Anyway, it was definitely a stupid move. The Romanian army was incredibly under equipped and unprofessional compared to other countries in the war, they had to fight Bulgaria to the South and Austria-Hungary to the West, something which the Romanian army could not handle due to the size of the military, and the Russians would not be able to supply much help. What I think would have been a smart move would have been that they instead decide to wait until Bulgaria surrenders to the Entente (Or Austria-Hungary since the Romanian government wouldnt know who would fall first or at all) and then declare war so that the country isn't encircled. |
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Post by TK421 on Sept 9, 2016 18:29:41 GMT
plox no Anschluss? Um, sorry, no, I'll have the egg and cheese, thank you. (I have no clue what that means, btw:P)
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Sept 9, 2016 18:36:50 GMT
plox no Anschluss? Um, sorry, no, I'll have the egg and cheese, thank you. (I have no clue what that means, btw:P) As in that was. A bad pun. |
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