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Post by Desophaeus on Aug 31, 2016 2:33:14 GMT
"King George said 'let them drink tea' to his colonies, and they threw out the tea into the harbor, what's the harm if I said to my subjects 'let them eat cake'?" - Marie Antoinette
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Aug 31, 2016 2:35:55 GMT
So we have to fight them pesky Novgorodians on a frozen lake... should be fine. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
-- Teutonic Order, Lake Pripus, 1242
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Post by Laurent de Gouvion on Aug 31, 2016 2:38:22 GMT
"He's wearing grey. Yep, must be a Yank."
-18th North Carolina Infantry, Chancellorsville before shooting Stonewall Jackson.
"Nobody expects the Grande Armee!"
-Napoleon at Dresden.
"Alright people, we have no crown prince. Who's it going to be?"
"Some random French Marshal?"
"GENIUS IDEA!!!"
-The Swedish parliament, 1810.
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Aug 31, 2016 2:41:35 GMT
Life Protip: Kill all your best generals, then immediately attack an neighbouring country with terrain advantage.
-- Josef Stalin, 1939
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Post by Desophaeus on Aug 31, 2016 2:43:50 GMT
The tallest blade of grass gets cut down first - actual quote of Joseph Stalin. o.o
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Aug 31, 2016 2:46:15 GMT
Had to less grimmer topics:
"Nonsense! The Germans attacked there last time, they will never attempt to attack there this time!"
André Maginot, before his death
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2016 2:49:33 GMT
"Kill Archduke Francis Ferdinand II, they said, it will totally work out in Serbian favor." ~Gavilo Princip, 1918 after Yugoslavia was formed
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Aug 31, 2016 2:51:43 GMT
"Kill Archduke Francis Ferdinand II, they said, it will totally work out in Serbian favor." ~Gavilo Princip, 1918 after Yugoslavia was formed Princip was ded at the time. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2016 2:54:21 GMT
"Kill Archduke Francis Ferdinand II, they said, it will totally work out in Serbian favor." ~Gavilo Princip, 1918 after Yugoslavia was formed Princip was ded at the time. Obviously. That was his ghost. Weren't you paying attention??? |
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Aug 31, 2016 4:15:02 GMT
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Post by Napoleon Bonaparte on Aug 31, 2016 4:20:16 GMT
Surrender 91000 Germans to the Russians IN Stalingrad after we've finally got it? HELL AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR THAT?
Random German Army quotes.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2016 4:23:38 GMT
"No one will suspect me running toward MacArthur, it is the perfect way to stay alive!" ~Timoshenko, before dying in RtA 6
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Post by Tito on Aug 31, 2016 9:11:53 GMT
NEY EVERY TIME YOU MESS UP JENA WATERLOO, I am exiled and you executed sucker-Napoleon Bonaparte After Defeat at Waterloo
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Post by Tito on Aug 31, 2016 9:16:00 GMT
They see ne rollin they hatin- Guderian
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Post by Tito on Aug 31, 2016 9:28:45 GMT
Trafalgar? That wasnt a battle just an exercise gone wrong so we lost a ship-Horatio Nelsons Ghost, Collongwood
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