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Post by Quintus Fabius on Jun 19, 2017 1:42:12 GMT
A thread about the conspiracy that the nation known as 'Finland' (that blob next to Leningrad in 1939) does not exist. an explanationMap of what you believe to be 'Finland':  Discussion welcome. Disclaimer: This is mainly for lolz and satire. If you actually believe in this seriously, you might need a psychiatrist.
Moved this reply to here to avoid derail. If the landmass/country/clay of Finland does not exist: Then what about the Winter War? The Continuation War? Leningrad? Mannerheim? And that one beer brand that may or may not be related to Finland? Any wars that 'Finland' was involved in is currently believed to be either uprisings by the Eastern Swedes/NW Russians (e.g. Winter War) or proxy wars in the vicinity (e.g. Great Northern War). Leningrad was surrounded on all sides by German troops. Mannerheim was probably a German agent who led the 'Finns' in uprising. That beer brand likely is Estonian or Eastern Swedish. Nokia is Japanese. |
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Jun 19, 2017 1:45:53 GMT
I've been to Finland
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Jun 19, 2017 1:50:24 GMT
I've been to Finland Eastern Sweden FTFY. |
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Jun 19, 2017 1:52:01 GMT
I've been to Finland Eastern Sweden FTFY. But I've travelled across the entire bloody coast. You cant go southeast from sweden if that is true, and southeast was my direction |
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Jun 19, 2017 2:01:03 GMT
But I've travelled across the entire bloody coast. You cant go southeast from sweden if that is true, and southeast was my direction Either a combination of this and mid-altering drugs by the Swedish/Russian/Japanese governments, or you're a government agent trying to suppress the truth. |
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Post by Bismarck Jr on Jun 19, 2017 2:02:07 GMT
But I've travelled across the entire bloody coast. You cant go southeast from sweden if that is true, and southeast was my direction Either a combination of this and mid-altering drugs by the Swedish/Russian/Japanese governments, or you're a government agent trying to suppress the truth. You're bloody mad! |
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Post by best75 on Jun 19, 2017 2:04:26 GMT
Yes yes I am sure all the millions of people that have travelled to Finland are in on the lie.
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Post by Quintus Fabius on Jun 19, 2017 2:04:52 GMT
Either a combination of this and mid-altering drugs by the Swedish/Russian/Japanese governments, or you're a government agent trying to suppress the truth. You're bloody mad! See first post. It's basically a nationwide version of Bielefeld Disclaimer: This is mainly for lolz and satire. If you actually believe in this seriously, you might need a psychiatrist. |
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Post by Erich von Ludendorff on Jun 19, 2017 3:47:10 GMT
Belgium is also a lie
UK is irrelevant these days
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 19, 2017 4:23:10 GMT
Yes yes I am sure all the millions of people that have travelled to Finland are in on the lie. Actually no, they sincerely believe in Finland because they saw Helsinki plus some trees. Finland and Eastern Sweden is 99% forest which is easy to hoax people with simple GPS distortion and satellite map forgeries. It's easier to propagate a lie if you were thinking it was the truth the whole time. |
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 19, 2017 4:26:10 GMT
But I've travelled across the entire bloody coast. You cant go southeast from sweden if that is true, and southeast was my direction Your GPS failed you because it got hacked and a large mass of deliberately sunk ships left in the middle of the Finnish Sea is distorting the magnetic field so badly that the old fashioned unhackable compass is also duped into misleading you on the orientation of the Southeast direction. |
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 19, 2017 4:34:52 GMT
Ah, so who held the North during the siege of Leningrad? If not the Finnish, then who were the Germans talking to? Japanese who were delirious on excessive seal oil intakes that were ill-advised in the light of the disruptive effects on the body's digestive system. The Japanese soldiers who were starving had accidentally invented a third of the Finnish language during the hoax of Leningrad's puesdo-battle. You have to remember that a lot of the Finnish words sounds strangely so similar to Japanese words despite the long distance seperating the two regions of the world and not to mention the lack of direct cultural ties or communication lines such as a pony express or even a telegraph for thousands of years. |
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Post by Desophaeus on Jun 19, 2017 4:39:30 GMT
How did the Japs access the Baltics again? Via Russia? What did you think the Trans-Siberian railroad was for? Do these Baltic Japs also excessively consune vodka like Finlandball? No, they didn't. The Northern Estonians were fed up with buying vodka at a too high price from the Soviets, so they borrowed the idea of producing their own juniper beer from the Estonians and then made their own. They became so drunk, they thought they weren't Estonians but rather a part of some sort of a different country. This is where the myth of alcoholic Finnish drinking so much booze came from. |
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Post by Nobunaga Oda on Jun 19, 2017 4:42:14 GMT
So the Swedish and other countries were invading Swedish-Russian territories in WC3 campaigns then?
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Post by Nobunaga Oda on Jun 19, 2017 4:46:59 GMT
Belgium is also a lie UK is irrelevant these days UK is not irrelevant. They hopefully did not start a trend in the EU. They are at the center of many jokes, especially the Polandball inviting ISISball in comic. They have a Commonwealth. And erm...erm...(brain has suffered severe damage due to excessive thinking on how UK is relevant, please stand by...) |
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If the landmass/country/clay of Finland does not exist: Then what about the Winter War? The Continuation War? Leningrad? Mannerheim? And that one beer brand that may or may not be related to Finland?Any wars that 'Finland' was involved in is currently believed to be either uprisings by the Eastern Swedes/NW Russians (e.g. Winter War) or proxy wars in the vicinity (e.g. Great Northern War).
