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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jul 30, 2022 12:58:01 GMT
That's the point. Everyone was a terrible strategist. Really? Monty was ok, right? Yeah, I really liked Monty, but his standard frontal assault attack for EVERY SINGLE BATTLE allowed the opposing generals to essentially out-tactic him every time. |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jul 30, 2022 13:04:26 GMT
Your plans are like overcooked spagetti and your leader like a 50 lira frozen pizza. A trench will be constructed around the mighty sandcastle and it will be filled with TEA. Alas, that is an insult to overcooked spaghetti. At least we can use that for our tire treads. No, my plans are like overcooked Farfellini. Also, Do you have any fifty cent pizza I could have? That would be nice. While my troops are in Africa, I am afraid that I am getting sick of Gold-plated creme brulee gelato every meal. Fortunitly, I am a fiziks mastermined, and I no that Tea will MELT your stoopid sandcassles. Fortunately, all my troops have just been issued goggles. Due to the logistical strength of the Italian Empire, they should arrive within three years. |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jul 30, 2022 13:05:53 GMT
Alright, John Marston, you aren't supposed to come in until page 15. |
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Post by Kliment Jefremovitš Vorošilov on Jul 30, 2022 16:49:02 GMT
Fortunately, all my troops have just been issued goggles. Due to the logistical strength of the Italian Empire, they should arrive within three years. Argh, my enemies are too smart for me! We shall not worry though, because I have an excellent plan. It is called 'Operation Afternoon Tea'. We will use our shovels to build a tunnel under the Nile River. Then we will take everything that burns, except tea leaves of course, and light them on fire so that the Nile will start boiling. Then we will put thousands of tea bags into the boiling Nile and we will make the world's first TEA RIVER!! I'm not sure how this will help us win the war, but I'm sure it will in some way. Also, you definitely are the successors of the Roman Empire with such great logistics. |
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Post by Kliment Jefremovitš Vorošilov on Jul 30, 2022 16:51:32 GMT
Eventually we will turn the whole Mediterranean and then all the waters in the world into TEA!! What are you going to do you expired carbonara?
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Jul 30, 2022 17:44:16 GMT
Eventually we will turn the whole Mediterranean and then all the waters in the world into TEA!! What are you going to do you expired carbonara? Initiate "Counteroperation Chianti", in which we will fill the Mediterranean Sea with ITALIAN WINE! This will make it so that we no longer need transport ships and can just float our troops accross the Med! |
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Post by Kliment Jefremovitš Vorošilov on Jul 31, 2022 8:34:18 GMT
I adviced my soldiers to throw sand into the enemy's ear, but a spy told that their commander's head is like a ravioli without cheese. That means the sand would just go out of the other ear, I will have to find a new place to throw sand into.
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Post by Manfred von Richthofen on Jul 31, 2022 23:29:23 GMT
this thread seems funni
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Aug 4, 2022 9:27:58 GMT
Eventually we will turn the whole Mediterranean and then all the waters in the world into TEA!! What are you going to do you expired carbonara? Initiate "Counteroperation Chianti", in which we will fill the Mediterranean Sea with ITALIAN WINE! This will make it so that we no longer need transport ships and can just float our troops accross the Med! Reminder to keep RPing, please. It's dang hilarious. |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Aug 4, 2022 16:02:41 GMT
Alright, time to get the big boys in. I use my Blackshirts in order to absorb light from the sun so my soldiers are no as hot. With that, I give orders to paratroop my planes behind enemy lines. The should drop once they are hit with Anti-Aircraft Artillery. This will make it so that the british will just THINK that my planes are being shot down, when they are actually falling on purpose with the help of the British army's OWN GUNS. Brilliant.  |
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Aug 11, 2022 7:02:28 GMT
Everyone, don't abandon this RP!
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Aug 11, 2022 18:54:41 GMT
Everyone, don't abandon this RP! I know, right, It's fun! Pweese pweese pweese. |
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Post by Kliment Jefremovitš Vorošilov on Aug 12, 2022 19:43:21 GMT
O have to apologise for my inactivity, I will have to try to participate better. Anyways, I send 5 divisions without any clear instructions to fight the Italians.
Meanwhile tge rest of the army begins operation Afternoon Tea and soon the whole Nile is boiling.
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Post by Shrimant Peshwa Madhavrao Bhat on Aug 14, 2022 15:04:31 GMT
Can I join in as the leader of the Lunar colony of Martians on the dark side of moon?
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Aug 18, 2022 21:15:52 GMT
O have to apologise for my inactivity, I will have to try to participate better. Anyways, I send 5 divisions without any clear instructions to fight the Italians. Meanwhile tge rest of the army begins operation Afternoon Tea and soon the whole Nile is boiling. I begin research to see if the Wicked Witch of the West melts upon contact with tea as well as water. For no reason in particular of course. And then I retreat from behind the lines to the front of the lines. |
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