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Post by Kliment Jefremovitš Vorošilov on Aug 23, 2022 16:56:26 GMT
O have to apologise for my inactivity, I will have to try to participate better. Anyways, I send 5 divisions without any clear instructions to fight the Italians. Meanwhile tge rest of the army begins operation Afternoon Tea and soon the whole Nile is boiling. I begin research to see if the Wicked Witch of the West melts upon contact with tea as well as water. For no reason in particular of course. And then I retreat from behind the lines to the front of the lines. And you'll never come back. I spread my troops to cover a line from the Mediterraenean coast all the way south to Cap Town, eliminating everyone who resists on the way. |
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Post by Manfred von Richthofen on Aug 26, 2022 0:27:38 GMT
Is it too late to join? Or is it full already  |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Aug 27, 2022 23:05:57 GMT
Is it too late to join? Or is it full already I think you can take the spot of John Marston, as I think he is (sadly) inactive, if you like. |
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Post by Manfred von Richthofen on Aug 30, 2022 2:57:27 GMT
Is it too late to join? Or is it full already I think you can take the spot of John Marston , as I think he is (sadly) inactive, if you like. Sure. anyway are there random events that happen or is it just a regular RP? |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Aug 30, 2022 15:12:33 GMT
I think you can take the spot of John Marston , as I think he is (sadly) inactive, if you like. Sure. anyway are there random events that happen or is it just a regular RP? It's just regular. |
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Post by John Marston on Sept 11, 2022 6:43:08 GMT
Is it too late to join? Or is it full already I think you can take the spot of John Marston , as I think he is (sadly) inactive, if you like. Moi just got pruned  . I was inactive because well... I wasn't supposed to come until page 15. It's ok though. I'll be Monty aka Manfred von Richthofen's chief of staff. |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Sept 11, 2022 14:01:46 GMT
I both increase morale and maintain air superiority by hosting a Formula 1 Race complete with a Goodyear zeppelin for the troops out in Africa. The race will be hosted in Rome. Have fun, my loyal troops! Il Duce truly does appreciate us!
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Sept 11, 2022 15:56:32 GMT
Before I start to serve in the Desert War, I advise the Fürher to develop a chicken with artificial wings attached. They shall act as cheap close air support that will drop their eggs on the enemy, both damaging enemy morale and causing mass confusion, as some of the eggs are bound to hatch and the chicks will distract the enemy. Brilliant plan. What could possibly go wrong?
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Post by Manfred von Richthofen on Sept 11, 2022 23:59:46 GMT
I think you can take the spot of John Marston , as I think he is (sadly) inactive, if you like. Moi just got pruned . I was inactive because well... I wasn't supposed to come until page 15. It's ok though. I'll be Monty aka Manfred von Richthofen 's chief of staff. Bruh, who am I then? Sir Winston Churchill? |
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Post by John Marston on Sept 18, 2022 3:45:25 GMT
Moi just got pruned . I was inactive because well... I wasn't supposed to come until page 15. It's ok though. I'll be Monty aka Manfred von Richthofen 's chief of staff. Bruh, who am I then? Sir Winston Churchill? I meant that you will be Montgomery and I will be his military PA or something like that. I'll advice, you will decide. Or, you can fire me from my post (I'd rather not want that happening) |
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Post by John Marston on Sept 18, 2022 3:47:51 GMT
The greatest and most talented Commonwealth engineers are collected in London to create a sniper rifle, which can shoot tea bags from London to Alexandria. Should help with the logistics.
Estimated time frame for completion - 10^27 years.
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Post by Kliment Jefremovitš Vorošilov on Sept 18, 2022 10:14:48 GMT
Before I start to serve in the Desert War, I advise the Fürher to develop a chicken with artificial wings attached. They shall act as cheap close air support that will drop their eggs on the enemy, both damaging enemy morale and causing mass confusion, as some of the eggs are bound to hatch and the chicks will distract the enemy. Brilliant plan. What could possibly go wrong? Hmm, mass confusion, what a great idea, but not on such a tiny scale as you sausage biters do it. I will bring the Italians and the Germans the greater confusion than they could ever think of - confusingly many confusing timed more confusing than the most of confusing of their confusing dreams. But for that we need the master of confusion. So a top secret commando force is sent to Japan with the objective of capturing the almighty Imakuni, the master of confusion. |
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Sept 25, 2022 2:41:23 GMT
Before I start to serve in the Desert War, I advise the Fürher to develop a chicken with artificial wings attached. They shall act as cheap close air support that will drop their eggs on the enemy, both damaging enemy morale and causing mass confusion, as some of the eggs are bound to hatch and the chicks will distract the enemy. Brilliant plan. What could possibly go wrong? Hmm, mass confusion, what a great idea, but not on such a tiny scale as you sausage biters do it. I will bring the Italians and the Germans the greater confusion than they could ever think of - confusingly many confusing timed more confusing than the most of confusing of their confusing dreams. But for that we need the master of confusion. So a top secret commando force is sent to Japan with the objective of capturing the almighty Imakuni, the master of confusion. I am always 50 billion steps ahead of you. I have also trained Desert Foxes to badger enemy forces. I sent a telegram to the Fuhrer saying that we do not need air support, since we have the almighty chickens. Kesselring might be furious, but I cannot wait to see the look on his face when the chickens of victory glide above the Suez! |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Sept 25, 2022 17:22:54 GMT
Hmm, mass confusion, what a great idea, but not on such a tiny scale as you sausage biters do it. I will bring the Italians and the Germans the greater confusion than they could ever think of - confusingly many confusing timed more confusing than the most of confusing of their confusing dreams. But for that we need the master of confusion. So a top secret commando force is sent to Japan with the objective of capturing the almighty Imakuni, the master of confusion. I am always 50 billion steps ahead of you. I have also trained Desert Foxes to badger enemy forces. I sent a telegram to the Fuhrer saying that we do not need air support, since we have the almighty chickens. Kesselring might be furious, but I cannot wait to see the look on his face when the chickens of victory glide above the Suez! Kesselring right now:  |
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Oct 13, 2022 8:35:27 GMT
PLEASE participate so the rest of us can participate in the RP.
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. I was inactive because well... I wasn't supposed to come until page 15.
