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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Oct 13, 2022 21:38:14 GMT
PLEASE participate so the rest of us can participate in the RP. Agreed. We need to liven this up. |
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Post by Darth Nihilus on Oct 13, 2022 22:17:39 GMT
Agreed. We need to liven this up. Are there any spots available? I'm not gonna be super active (at least a couple times a week though) but if there's space I'd like to join. |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Oct 13, 2022 22:47:18 GMT
Agreed. We need to liven this up. Are there any spots available? I'm not gonna be super active (at least a couple times a week though) but if there's space I'd like to join. is inactive, so maybe you can take his spot. |
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Post by Darth Nihilus on Oct 14, 2022 14:01:52 GMT
Alright, I'll sub for him until he comes back then. Because bombs are really expensive, we have decided to use low-altitude aircraft to drop boiling hot tea on the Italian troops instead. |
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Oct 14, 2022 14:26:59 GMT
Alright, I'll sub for him until he comes back then. Because bombs are really expensive, we have decided to use low-altitude aircraft to drop boiling hot tea on the Italian troops instead. Why aircraft when chicken gliders exist? |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Oct 14, 2022 15:40:18 GMT
Alright, I'll sub for him until he comes back then. Because bombs are really expensive, we have decided to use low-altitude aircraft to drop boiling hot tea on the Italian troops instead. Fortunately, due to specialized training (Operation Pompeii) we have become immune to such attacks. We laugh at the stupidity of the British, then remember that we, as desert fighters, need extra water to cook our macaroni. We hang our heads in shame. |
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Oct 14, 2022 16:23:29 GMT
Alright, I'll sub for him until he comes back then. Because bombs are really expensive, we have decided to use low-altitude aircraft to drop boiling hot tea on the Italian troops instead. Fortunately, due to specialized training (Operation Pompeii) we have become immune to such attacks. We laugh at the stupidity of the British, then remember that we, as desert fighters, need extra water to cook our macaroni. We hang our heads in shame. Do not worry. We will supply large amounts of canned water via airlift. Due to Goering's logistical genius, they should arrive within 50 years. |
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Post by Darth Nihilus on Oct 14, 2022 16:37:26 GMT
Why aircraft when chicken gliders exist? Well, you see, because I am a genius tactician, I have another use for the chickens in my genius, infallible 4-point plan: 1. Use chicken gliders to power stoves to make tea, which will power our planes 2. Use the heat from the engines of our planes to cook the chickens 3. Use our planes to look for more chickens 4. Repeat |
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Post by Darth Nihilus on Oct 14, 2022 16:39:29 GMT
Fortunately, due to specialized training (Operation Pompeii) we have become immune to such attacks. We laugh at the stupidity of the British, then remember that we, as desert fighters, need extra water to cook our macaroni. We hang our heads in shame. Oh no, I have realized that by pouring boiling tea on our enemies we have indirectly solved their water problem. Hope you like tea-flavoured macaroni... We will also drop rock-hard Bri'ish biscuits, the teeth-cracking ones that only we Brits could make, as extra munitions to prevent your troops from gathering to collect our tea. |
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Oct 14, 2022 16:49:43 GMT
Why aircraft when chicken gliders exist? Well, you see, because I am a genius tactician, I have another use for the chickens in my genius, infallible 4-point plan: 1. Use chicken gliders to power stoves to make tea, which will power our planes 2. Use the heat from the engines of our planes to cook the chickens 3. Use our planes to look for more chickens 4. Repeat Argh, my enemies are just too clever. I, fortunately, may have an ace up my sleeve. I shall instruct my troops to use Panzer Is to attack the chickens, whilst using Flak guns against enemy infantry. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Post by Darth Nihilus on Oct 14, 2022 19:22:16 GMT
Argh, my enemies are just too clever. I, fortunately, may have an ace up my sleeve. I shall instruct my troops to use Panzer Is to attack the chickens, whilst using Flak guns against enemy infantry. What could possibly go wrong? Oh no, the enemy is threatening to counter our circular energy-production feedback loop. We will use anti-aircraft guns to counter your ground units and use our Shermans to make sure the Germans don't try to get air superiority. Unfortunately the Panzer attack startles our chickens and drives 25% of them off, crippling our energy production. We have no choice but to use human gliders instead for the moment while we hunt for more chickens up the Nile. |
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Nov 2, 2022 4:07:45 GMT
Keep this RP alive, please! Anyways Gerd von Rundstedt, I would like permission to enter the RP early due to insufficient activity here. |
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Post by Gerd von Rundstedt on Nov 2, 2022 11:30:49 GMT
Keep this RP alive, please! Anyways Gerd von Rundstedt , I would like permission to enter the RP early due to insufficient activity here. Sure. Anyway, I invest in production of the greatest troop known to man in North Africa—jungle commandoes. They have not only pistols, but also machetes and specialized tree climbing gear. No oasis is safe.l |
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Post by Josip Broz Tito on Nov 2, 2022 23:35:16 GMT
Only for Gerd von RundstedtThe chickens are ready! I shall launch a daring raid on the port of Alexandria with the great German chicken gliders. Soon the whole port will be covered in yolks and whites!
I would like to inquire how you Italians sink battleships. |
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Post by Darth Nihilus on Nov 2, 2022 23:59:36 GMT
Sure. Anyway, I invest in production of the greatest troop known to man in North Africa—jungle commandoes. They have not only pistols, but also machetes and specialized tree climbing gear. No oasis is safe.l To counter this stunning move by the Italians, the British have no choice but to plant trees all along the Northern coast as a precautionary measure. Within 15 years there will be too many trees for the commandoes to climb, and they will all die of exhaustion! |
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