Post by Friedrich “Fried Rice” Paulus on Jul 18, 2019 2:52:15 GMT
Hi y’all. I got kind of bored and decided to roast some of the generals in this game. If you think that my I either went on too hard on some of these bros or just being too close minded on their potential let me know. If I offended anyone, i apologize, it wasn’t my intention.
Anyway, these generals are all vomit inducing for me. They make me cringe just thinking about them.
Gold Tier 🤢
*1. Crassus: honestly, I thought he sucked at first. Now, I am feeling completely different about him. Crassus is a man with many capabilities. For example, he can be used on other units and still be great. Another thing he is good at is being off on his own, but is even better on a team. Furthermore, he is a great general to use forced march on. He is a general who is even stronger in conquest, although I don’t recommend purchasing a general solely for the purpose of being good in conquest. Even a generals heavy infantry unit is quite powerful. Crassus has distinguished himself from some of the other *Auto Corrected*s on this list, which is why his score got curved into oblivion. He killed my boi Spartacus tho 😡 B+ tier, because some of my bros on this forum like him and he has great potential.*
2. Surena: now crassus may be bad, but he isn’t even close to being as bad as Surena (who oddly enough defeated the former in RL). This guy is a legatus, has a horrible skill set, and is just a horrible general. One of the worst purchases in the entire game. This guy is horrible! F- tier. Now you might be asking, why is he so low? He is sO sTRoNG oN a HOrsE aRcHeR? Well literally anyone is strong on a horse archer. I even used pedius on one during the pontus conquest. Surena is simply a general who is bestest by many many generals. In my opinion, even doballa is better than him due to his speed. Surena’s archery skills may look shiny at first, but he is really an average general who asks for 500 of your medals for very little quality returned. Thats why I am making him an F- minus general. I hate him even worse than wei
Silver Tier 🤢
1. Wei: this guy is the Surena of the silver tier. Absolutely terrible. Even pacorus i, who is 98 medals, is better than these pile of garbage. Heck, there are many other bronze tier cavarly generals who would wipe this guy out without much challenge. This guy sucks. If you buy him, restart. Normally I would put him in E, but I will make him an F for the memes. God I really hate this guy 😂
2. Tigrannes: believe it or not, this guy is actually better than surena. But his trait is absolute garbage. He is horrible and expensive. E tier
3. Lepidus: this guy is the worst buy in the game hands out. Worst general in the entire game. Why? Because all he offers is assualt. His trait and his other skills are trash. Even worse so that tiberius only costs 70 medals more and actually remedies most of these issues. He is horrible. I don’t why anyone would buy him. Probably the first F tier I have discussed. F tier
4. Lucullus: this guy was a savage in real life. What the crap, he is absolutely terrible. Same situation, for his price, he only offers one good skill. Buy anyone else. E tier
5. Li: I am sure to most noobs he looks very shiny, but do not be fooled, he is a blatant ripoff. His talent and one of his skills (marksman) is absolutely useless. He has two skills, on of which is among the best skills in the game and the other one which is alright, general rank, and 8 stars in archery. Cleopatra offers way more for the price. There are 4 generals who are way better than the game who you can buy and 5 who are a financially better investment, not to mention the fact that you can build your own. This guy is a fare better purchase than Surena (although literally everyone is a better purchase than that clown). C- tier because of how misleading he is to noobs. Otherwise, he would get a C+. Overall, he isn’t worth buying, but he isn’t too far off in quality from octavian and cleo, well at least on archers. If you really want to blitz through gcr, I say knock yourself out.
Bronze Tier
1. Ptolemy: this guy’s awful skills are in doubt a result of generations of incest. How else can he be so bad. I’d pay medals not to use him. F tier.
2. Achillas and Serapion: these guys are essentially the same general (heck they are both even from the same country (egypt)) so they are not worth going into detail. They are plain horrible. Both of their skills just don’t go well together and many better alternatives exist. E tier.
3. Dellius: if you buy these guy, your paying 200 medals for 20% for rumor and nothing else. E tier
Thats pretty much it honestly. Most of the generals from the bronze list are actually quite good or simply average at worst. Most of them you can find pretty interesting ways to use. Cheers!
Anyway, these generals are all vomit inducing for me. They make me cringe just thinking about them.
Gold Tier 🤢
*1. Crassus: honestly, I thought he sucked at first. Now, I am feeling completely different about him. Crassus is a man with many capabilities. For example, he can be used on other units and still be great. Another thing he is good at is being off on his own, but is even better on a team. Furthermore, he is a great general to use forced march on. He is a general who is even stronger in conquest, although I don’t recommend purchasing a general solely for the purpose of being good in conquest. Even a generals heavy infantry unit is quite powerful. Crassus has distinguished himself from some of the other *Auto Corrected*s on this list, which is why his score got curved into oblivion. He killed my boi Spartacus tho 😡 B+ tier, because some of my bros on this forum like him and he has great potential.*
2. Surena: now crassus may be bad, but he isn’t even close to being as bad as Surena (who oddly enough defeated the former in RL). This guy is a legatus, has a horrible skill set, and is just a horrible general. One of the worst purchases in the entire game. This guy is horrible! F- tier. Now you might be asking, why is he so low? He is sO sTRoNG oN a HOrsE aRcHeR? Well literally anyone is strong on a horse archer. I even used pedius on one during the pontus conquest. Surena is simply a general who is bestest by many many generals. In my opinion, even doballa is better than him due to his speed. Surena’s archery skills may look shiny at first, but he is really an average general who asks for 500 of your medals for very little quality returned. Thats why I am making him an F- minus general. I hate him even worse than wei
Silver Tier 🤢
1. Wei: this guy is the Surena of the silver tier. Absolutely terrible. Even pacorus i, who is 98 medals, is better than these pile of garbage. Heck, there are many other bronze tier cavarly generals who would wipe this guy out without much challenge. This guy sucks. If you buy him, restart. Normally I would put him in E, but I will make him an F for the memes. God I really hate this guy 😂
2. Tigrannes: believe it or not, this guy is actually better than surena. But his trait is absolute garbage. He is horrible and expensive. E tier
3. Lepidus: this guy is the worst buy in the game hands out. Worst general in the entire game. Why? Because all he offers is assualt. His trait and his other skills are trash. Even worse so that tiberius only costs 70 medals more and actually remedies most of these issues. He is horrible. I don’t why anyone would buy him. Probably the first F tier I have discussed. F tier
4. Lucullus: this guy was a savage in real life. What the crap, he is absolutely terrible. Same situation, for his price, he only offers one good skill. Buy anyone else. E tier
5. Li: I am sure to most noobs he looks very shiny, but do not be fooled, he is a blatant ripoff. His talent and one of his skills (marksman) is absolutely useless. He has two skills, on of which is among the best skills in the game and the other one which is alright, general rank, and 8 stars in archery. Cleopatra offers way more for the price. There are 4 generals who are way better than the game who you can buy and 5 who are a financially better investment, not to mention the fact that you can build your own. This guy is a fare better purchase than Surena (although literally everyone is a better purchase than that clown). C- tier because of how misleading he is to noobs. Otherwise, he would get a C+. Overall, he isn’t worth buying, but he isn’t too far off in quality from octavian and cleo, well at least on archers. If you really want to blitz through gcr, I say knock yourself out.
Bronze Tier
1. Ptolemy: this guy’s awful skills are in doubt a result of generations of incest. How else can he be so bad. I’d pay medals not to use him. F tier.
2. Achillas and Serapion: these guys are essentially the same general (heck they are both even from the same country (egypt)) so they are not worth going into detail. They are plain horrible. Both of their skills just don’t go well together and many better alternatives exist. E tier.
3. Dellius: if you buy these guy, your paying 200 medals for 20% for rumor and nothing else. E tier
Thats pretty much it honestly. Most of the generals from the bronze list are actually quite good or simply average at worst. Most of them you can find pretty interesting ways to use. Cheers!
